Be warned, your BMs are not private

[Sean Renaud]

The Obama Administration has drones that are watching you right now and if you so much as shit the wrong color he'll take you out.

 

[blobfish]

There is no right or wrong color to shit.

 

[semen4her]

There is no right or wrong color to shit.

Drink a jug of grape koolaid then get back to us.

 

[blobfish]

Drink a jug of grape koolaid then get back to us.

Believe me, I have shit every color of the rainbow, from a deep azure that would make the morning sky seem pallid in comparison, to the most dazzling crimson when I had hemorrhoids.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Drink a jug of grape koolaid then get back to us.

Funny. I actually did that and since it had been years since I drank koolaid and it was red koolade I was all "HOLY SHIT I'M DYING!"

Picking up phone dialing hospital.​

Oh. Yeah. Derp, motherfucking Derp.

 

[Wok]

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