Be thankful for what you have....

[*bratcat*]

 

[H'venlee]

Brat---

It's amazing how true that is...how we can look at things with a different perspective when we are put it the right frame of mind!

It's also really funny!!

 

[red_rose]

LMAO! That was great.

 

[YogiBare]

Great story, Bratty. Thanks!

 

[Sillyman]

Funny, yeah, but kind of sad too... Must be intresting for the guy having two mistresses, one official and a wife who only wants to stay married to him because of what he can get her

 

[Lasz]

Good one!

Definetly some dark humor in that one.

 

[plasticman33]

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."

The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."

"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the decision is yours."

Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks.

"That's his mistress," replies her husband.

"Ours is prettier," says the wife.

Kinda follows real life! Good story, bratty!

 

[missy2]

bratcat,
That is humorous in a sad sort of way.Reminds me of that Pina Colada song by Rupert Holmes where he answers a personal ad in the paper and meets his "lady".With over 60% of all marriages ending in divorce it doesn't say much for our society.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

lol i liked it