Be My Valentine ❤️

[Whimsical_Enchantress]

Valentine's Day is right around the corner, how will you wow your partner with a super sexy surprise?

I know I would enjoy a bath with rose petals and dressing in sexy lingerie.

 

[pandaburr]

Roses are red
let me be blunt
I’d rather be single
than date a shit cunt.

Fucking beautiful

 

[Luvloosepussy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't wait to be
Balls deep in you

 

[theeonanist]

Roses are red
let me be blunt
I’d rather be single
than date a shit cunt.

Love this!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Valentine's day isn't with the hype
And I can't rhyme for shit

 

[pandaburr]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Valentine's day isn't with the hype
And I can't rhyme for shit

Lol are you my long lost twin?? ..cause same.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Maybe Valentine’s Day wouldn’t suck ass
If you licked it too…

 

[tnman03]

Roses can be red

Violets should be blue

But pleasing the unappeasable

I’ll not care to repeat

 

[EclecticRob]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I couldn't find a card that said
I barely tolerate you

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Commerical holidays are cheap pastiche
For anything true.

 

[Mei5ter]

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious.
Romance ain't dead,
But Hallmark is nauseous.

 

[LourdMorpheus]

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
to the ladies of Lit
So beautiful are you.........

 

[AmberLGreen]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
There is nothing I like more
Than giving you head

 

[Colo567]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My cock is hard
And wants inside you

 

[cutcrystal]

I

Sent transcript of a hot dream and an E-Vard

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

When she wakes up the hearts are there
Here and there and every where
Post-It tokens cut out by hand
Say she's the finest in the land.

 

[Suntimefuntime]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Thank God for my toys
So I can cum too

 

[Azuldrgon]

Valentine's Day is right around the corner, how will you wow your partner with a super sexy surprise?

I know I would enjoy a bath with rose petals and dressing in sexy lingerie.

I wish I could do what I want.
We're not doing anything day of.
We are going on a date the day after.

 

[13Fantasies]

Valentine's Day is right around the corner, how will you wow your partner with a super sexy surprise?

I know I would enjoy a bath with rose petals and dressing in sexy lingerie.

I wouldn't. She would not like it and she'd get anxious

 

[Azuldrgon]

Valentine's day is the worst day to go out. You're much better off waiting.

Plus tomorrow is payday.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Meh, I'm far too beastly and unattractive to be anyone's perceived valentine.