...be less stupid?

[CWatson]

Hi, um, I'm a new poster to this board, and, I don't know how to use the search functions. Also, I'm married to a nymphomaniac supermodel and retired at the age of 25 off of investments made on the Internet and selling stock in my start-up, but I'm getting bored of my 3-square-mile mansion and I'm really in need of attention, so, I'm just gonna post a lot of random threads everywhere about seducing my mom or my sister, or asking people to post photos of their boobies while they cyber me.

Mmmm, boobies. Boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies.

Anyway, is there something I can do? Does anyone know of a pill I can take which would make me less of a dumbass?

(Oh, and, I'm insecure about my cock too. It's only 9 inches. All the ones I see in porn are so much larger!)

 

[shiny5437]

Please don't feed the troll

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I CWatson

*applauds*

 

[silverwhisper]

c, i am morally obliged to rate this thread a 5. :>

ed

 

[tgnytg]

How many different names does CWatson post under?

I have the feeling that we have heard from CWatson before on this board....

 

[fire_breeze]

*snort*

 

[satindesire]

This is as refreshing as a squirt of lemon juice! Love it!

 

[SatinPaws]

Hi, um, I'm a new poster to this board, and, I don't know how to use the search functions. Also, I'm married to a nymphomaniac supermodel and retired at the age of 25 off of investments made on the Internet and selling stock in my start-up, but I'm getting bored of my 3-square-mile mansion and I'm really in need of attention, so, I'm just gonna post a lot of random threads everywhere about seducing my mom or my sister, or asking people to post photos of their boobies while they cyber me.

Mmmm, boobies. Boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies.

Anyway, is there something I can do? Does anyone know of a pill I can take which would make me less of a dumbass?

(Oh, and, I'm insecure about my cock too. It's only 9 inches. All the ones I see in porn are so much larger!)

absolute gold.
i know what you mean about having a 'small' cock though
only 9 inches?
pin-dick

 

[Eilan]

Let me guess. You also have a problem with premature ejaculation because you can last for only three hours.

And that nympho supermodel wife probably has multiple orgasms when you lick her armpits. Am I right?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Let me guess. You also have a problem with premature ejaculation because you can last for only three hours.

And that nympho supermodel wife probably has multiple orgasms when you lick her armpits. Am I right?

Christ I hate it when that happens!

 

[satindesire]

Christ I hate it when that happens!

*snnnnooooort!!!!!!*

You owe me a laptop, dammit.

 

[popcorn2721]

*snnnnooooort!!!!!!*

You owe me a laptop, dammit.

in spewed my rum and coke...

he owes me a drink at the very least... my keyboard was safe

 

[NippleMuncher]

*snnnnooooort!!!!!!*

You owe me a laptop, dammit.

in spewed my rum and coke...

he owes me a drink at the very least... my keyboard was safe

I can't be held responsible for the drinking problems of others.

 

[silverwhisper]

honestly, some people just need to admit their problems...

[ducks]

ed

 

[fabricator]

I think he forgot to mention his need for cross dressing......

 

[Quoll]

You could ease up on mentioning your military career, you know, stating how you have served in all wars since the turn of the century as a special ops/covert/black ops/secret service/mossad/kgb/sas/seal/mole/double agent, who singlehandedly brought down the third reich and sadaam. I'm not saying it's not true, it just makes it hard for those of us who are mere ordinary spys to pick up chicks ya know.

 

[CWatson]

honestly, some people just need to admit their problems...

[ducks]

...Your problem is ducks?

Well, that's nothing compared to my supermodel / KGBspy / Tiny Q. Tallywhacker problems!! *glare*

 

[NippleMuncher]

You could ease up on mentioning your military career, you know, stating how you have served in all wars since the turn of the century as a special ops/covert/black ops/secret service/mossad/kgb/sas/seal/mole/double agent, who singlehandedly brought down the third reich and sadaam. I'm not saying it's not true, it just makes it hard for those of us who are mere ordinary spys to pick up chicks ya know.

There once was a spy named Glover
Who begged head from a quick witted lover
She said, "your raging erection,
Has condom protection,
And I don't think your boss would like me blowing your cover!"