Be honest: What are your chances of getting laid this weekend?

[miles]

Be honest: Ladies, what are your chances of getting laid this weekend?

Going out looking to get laid doesn't count!

(Any female women in dire straits may contact me in case of emergency)

 

[lilminx]

My chances are pretty high, depending on how many robberies and shootings there are in Newark this weekend.

 

[ToddHwrd]

You all don't laugh or start throwing flames but, I don't have a chance in hell of getting anything this weekend..........And now for the rest of the story.....that's not for today

 

[cymbidia]

This weekend: 0%

Next weekend: 100%

 

[Mistress]

None unless you count phone sex

Your number was?

 

[BlondeBeauty]

-40%


If only I was joking...*groan*

 

[ToddHwrd]

Re: None unless you count phone sex

Your number was?

OMG was that offer to me?? *smiling very big* If so Mistress maybe we can talk about this........If not I'll just call you a tease...lol

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Not this weekend, not next weekend, not the weekend after that. However, there is a good chance that during the christmas holiday break, I will at the very least, have a chance!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Shit, sorry Miles, I just saw that this was question for the ladies

 

[miles]

Mistress

I've hidden it somewhere on my person.

 

[ToddHwrd]

Shit, sorry Miles, I just saw that this was question for the ladies

Same here, sorry Miles I'll read more carefully next time

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

this weekend 0%
Nesxt Weekend 0%
two from now 1%
three 2%
in a month 2%
5 weeks 2%
6 weeks 4%

other guys are answering lol

 

[IA951]

the chances are

the same that they always are
zero,zip,zilch, nada

This has no effect on me though
and that is where the answer lies.
In not being effected, in being aloof.

I've got the Darren Emerson, Singapore, Global Underground cd
got a few mates coming around
I've got plenty of herb
who needs anymore?

 

[Rubyfruit]

100% if you come up for a visit, Miles.

Ruby

 

[Calamity Jane]

Honest to goodness, real life sex? Pretty damn slim.

 

[nasty]

It depens. Miles, any chance you'd wanna go gay for a few hrs.? Sorry. That was just WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think I have a chance in hell.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Not this weekend, not next weekend, not the weekend after that. However, there is a good chance that during the christmas holiday break, I will at the very least, have a chance!

Keep the frezzer stocked with ice. Christmas might cum early this year

 

[lavender]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Sorry to all the people missing out, but if there is weekend either my man or I don't do the wild thing.... hell will have frozen over.....

 

[Willing and Unsure]

my roomie is going to be gone all weekend.. and my man is going to be in town.. so its a definite i'm goign to get some more this weekend (i've already had a bit this week)

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I guess I would have to say 0 %

Due to the fact that my man and I will not be in same city this weekend.

But I am happy ... cuz I know when I see him... we are just going to ...

O' wandering off the question. My bad

 

[Lasz]

about 5% just like any other weekend. Yup i get lucky about twice a year. So does anyone want to help me increase these odds. (Geeze if that wasent a desperate, I havent gotten any in a long time cry and have a full blown hard on right now, I dont know what is.)

 

[Silverlily]

99.9%

I dislike absolutes, it's like begging fate to fuck you over.


(Although I guess that would still count as getting fucked this weekend)

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Sex? About the same as my odds of winning the Lottery.

Actual good, have a grin on your face for 3 days afterwards sex? About the same as my chance of winning the lottery AND being made the queen of England.

 

[celiaKitten]

Since I'm spending the weekend with my family in the backwoods of mid-Michigan,

0% chance of the kitten gettin' any