BDSM Winter Olympics

Hmmm what a stimulating question.

Watersports. Taking a 3 minute dip in a pool of ice-water. The sub with the tightest perkiest nipples wins gold. The Dom showing less shrinkage similarly receives a medal.

Icicle melt. Insertion of an 8x2 inch icicle into the warmest oriface. The one who melts it first comes out a winner !

Figure skating. The athlete who can trace and retrace the BDSM symbol perfectly on the ice.

Couple bobsledding. The sub who can bring her Dom to orgasm by "bobbing orally" on his rigid member before crossing the finish line.

*The Grand Poobah in the next room suggested Cross Dressing skiing.
 
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One-on-one Dom hockey. Penalties for high-sticking.

Speed-switching. Wearing skin-tight uniform, take as many whacks of a thin branch as possible while keeping head down and both hands behind your back.

Curling. The Dom/sub pair who finds the most novel position and holds it the longest wins.
 
a couple more

I love the speedskating/switch thing....chuckles

How 'bout snowballing and electroplay-ice shocky, not to forget the bi-athalon.
 
Don't mean to be a hog

My Master thought of the following:

BDSM curling... A sub gets into a tight fetal position as the rock. Team Of Doms use their brooms to swat her into the target zone.

Slave sledding... Slave gets on her knees. Dom climbs onto her shoulders and down the track they ZOOOM. Subs extended legs act as runners.

crazy I know...
 
Downhill switching: Dom/naked sub couple ski side by side downhill Dom switching sub. Sub with the most marking wins the gold

High Jump: Dom uses single-tail on unrestrained sub. The sub which jumps the highest wins the gold.

Curlling: Doms paddling naked subs. The one who makes sub curl toes first wins the gold.

Oh but I did like speedswitching the best.

:rose:
 
Not sure which planet you and your Dom live on cati, but I bet its a fun place LOL


Skylineblue would win the icicle melt, she has been training for a long time and making her own.

Dog Sled ~ Teams of four slaves pulling a dom and sleigh, slaves will also be marked on ears, tails and additional costume extras such as bells. Marks deducted for stopping to play with each other.

The Nipple Pull ~ clamps and chains attached to nipples and blocks of ice (ever increasing in weight), the slave who pulls the heaviest block the furthest wins.
 
hahaha way too funny...

Come on I bet the writer Dom/ms have a suggestion or two !
Hands on hips waiting.......
 
My suggestion to ice skate on a rink full of masochists was turned down. Apperantly the spinning turns burrowed too deeply and the ice machine kept getting clogged. :rolleyes:
 
RJMasters said:
My suggestion to ice skate on a rink full of masochists was turned down. Apperantly the spinning turns burrowed too deeply and the ice machine kept getting clogged. :rolleyes:

Mr Masters :eek: Your a very bad man.
 
Submissive Buttsledding. Subs get naked and slide down a track similar to the bobsled track on their ass. The fastest time wins. All others are taken into the Olympic stadium and punished in the public forum.

Couples Anal Bobsledding. Subs take Dom's cock in ass and the ride the sled down the track that way. If the Dom stays hard, the couple is in the finals. If he cums or goes soft, they are out of the running.

In the finals, the same rules apply, and after they pass the finish line, the Dom and sub both must cum. The time of the race and the time it takes for both partners to cum is added together. The fastest time wins. All losing Doms take the subs into the Olympic stadium and the losing subs must service the winning sub with their mouths while the winning Dom does their ass.

See a pattern forming here? :D
 
DVS said:
Submissive Buttsledding. Subs get naked and slide down a track similar to the bobsled track on their ass. The fastest time wins. All others are taken into the Olympic stadium and punished in the public forum.

Couples Anal Bobsledding. Subs take Dom's cock in ass and the ride the sled down the track that way. If the Dom stays hard, the couple is in the finals. If he cums or goes soft, they are out of the running.

In the finals, the same rules apply, and after they pass the finish line, the Dom and sub both must cum. The time of the race and the time it takes for both partners to cum is added together. The fastest time wins. All losing Doms take the subs into the Olympic stadium and the losing subs must service the winning sub with their mouths while the winning Dom does their ass.

See a pattern forming here? :D

NOPE!!

I can't see any pattern at all :rolleyes:
 
DVS... I can only imagine what happens on the podium.
(Wonders why her butts sore...lol in good way of course.)
 
shy slave said:
NOPE!!

I can't see any pattern at all :rolleyes:

I think he needs to tell us more, so we can we can figure out this pattern, don't ya think? :D
 
graceanne said:
I think he needs to tell us more, so we can we can figure out this pattern, don't ya think? :D

I agree with gracie,

We need more examples to find the commone thread to it all


:D
 
The pattern? Well, I suspect you all see it and just want me to mention more BDSM Olympic events so you'll have more nasty images in your heads. But, I don't mind describing a few more events. Just for clarification...uniforms will be tight fitting rubber with the Dom's open in front and the sub's open in front and back.

Naked Figure Skating. Both Dom and sub are naked and they preform various sexual acts while skating on the ice. The judges watch for various skills of the sub, to see if she keeps her balance while fucked in as many positions as possible.

Although the sub can be on all fours during a position, the couple must be in constant motion duing the event. So, if engaging in doggie style, the sub must be sliding on hands and knees while the Dom is pushing her along on the ice.

The Dom must remain hard during the event, or they are disqualified. The couple must remain in forward motion during the even, or they are disqualified. The couple must engage in at least four different positions to qualify for the finals. To qualify as a position, there must be total insertion and at least two complete pelvic thrusts by the Dom.

The couple desplaying the most positions wins. All losing subs are forced to sit naked on the ice and deep throat the winning Dom. Then, while on hands and knees they are punished by their Dom, with the official BDSM Olympic paddle. All of this is carried out while the stadium crowd cheers them on.

Naked Anal Curling. Three subs and three Doms make up a team. Each sub is in the standing position, bent over at the waist, and has a Dom's cock buried in her ass. The team couples must stay connected during the event. The first couple slied the weight toward the target...the sub handles the weight and the Dom must remain errect, inserted and must not cum.

the second two couples must sweep the ice in front of the weight, as it slides toward the target. The subs do the actual sweeping while the Doms must reamin errect, inserted and must not cum.

After the weight has reached its target, each couple must engage in enal sex until all team members have orgasmed. Time does not stop unless and until all members are sexually spent.

The team who gets the weight closest to the target in the shortest amount of time, wins. This must include the orgasms of each team member. All losing subs will have wrists shackled to the weight and they must push it around the ice while the winning Dom follows them with a whip.

The amount of time each sub must submit to this will be designated by the total amount of time of each losing team, devided by the number of losing subs. All losing Doms will be forced to deep throat the winning sub and then take turns fucking her in the ass.

Tandem Naked Downhill. Each Dom and sub must ski down a designated slope while the Dom is errect and inserted in the sub's ass. The sub will have the only ski poles, and the Dom will have his hands wrapped around the sub's waist. Doms must reamin errect, inserted and must not cum.

The winners will be the couple who finished the downhill slope in the shortest amount of time without falling down. At the finish line, they must both climax while the clock is still running. Once they each climax, they will then cross the finish line to stop the clock.

Losing team subs will be forced to walk back up the hill while the winning Dom follows behind them, with a whip. They must then ski back down the slope while the winning Dom "rides" along. All losing Doms must deep throat the winning sub and then each must fuck her in the ass until they cum.

All of these events are judged by skilled judges from the different countries. If any judging is thought to be in error, the Greek judges will have the final say, because they are said to have the most knowlege about Greek sex acts.
 
Oh am I glad I'm in training. Going for the gold.

:rose: :rose:

DVS said:
The pattern? Well, I suspect you all see it and just want me to mention more BDSM Olympic events so you'll have more nasty images in your heads. But, I don't mind describing a few more events. Just for clarification...uniforms will be tight fitting rubber with the Dom's open in front and the sub's open in front and back.

Naked Figure Skating. Both Dom and sub are naked and they preform various sexual acts while skating on the ice. The judges watch for various skills of the sub, to see if she keeps her balance while fucked in as many positions as possible.

Although the sub can be on all fours during a position, the couple must be in constant motion duing the event. So, if engaging in doggie style, the sub must be sliding on hands and knees while the Dom is pushing her along on the ice.

The Dom must remain hard during the event, or they are disqualified. The couple must remain in forward motion during the even, or they are disqualified. The couple must engage in at least four different positions to qualify for the finals. To qualify as a position, there must be total insertion and at least two complete pelvic thrusts by the Dom.

The couple desplaying the most positions wins. All losing subs are forced to sit naked on the ice and deep throat the winning Dom. Then, while on hands and knees they are punished by their Dom, with the official BDSM Olympic paddle. All of this is carried out while the stadium crowd cheers them on.

Naked Anal Curling. Three subs and three Doms make up a team. Each sub is in the standing position, bent over at the waist, and has a Dom's cock buried in her ass. The team couples must stay connected during the event. The first couple slied the weight toward the target...the sub handles the weight and the Dom must remain errect, inserted and must not cum.

the second two couples must sweep the ice in front of the weight, as it slides toward the target. The subs do the actual sweeping while the Doms must reamin errect, inserted and must not cum.

After the weight has reached its target, each couple must engage in enal sex until all team members have orgasmed. Time does not stop unless and until all members are sexually spent.

The team who gets the weight closest to the target in the shortest amount of time, wins. This must include the orgasms of each team member. All losing subs will have wrists shackled to the weight and they must push it around the ice while the winning Dom follows them with a whip.

The amount of time each sub must submit to this will be designated by the total amount of time of each losing team, devided by the number of losing subs. All losing Doms will be forced to deep throat the winning sub and then take turns fucking her in the ass.

Tandem Naked Downhill. Each Dom and sub must ski down a designated slope while the Dom is errect and inserted in the sub's ass. The sub will have the only ski poles, and the Dom will have his hands wrapped around the sub's waist. Doms must reamin errect, inserted and must not cum.

The winners will be the couple who finished the downhill slope in the shortest amount of time without falling down. At the finish line, they must both climax while the clock is still running. Once they each climax, they will then cross the finish line to stop the clock.

Losing team subs will be forced to walk back up the hill while the winning Dom follows behind them, with a whip. They must then ski back down the slope while the winning Dom "rides" along. All losing Doms must deep throat the winning sub and then each must fuck her in the ass until they cum.

All of these events are judged by skilled judges from the different countries. If any judging is thought to be in error, the Greek judges will have the final say, because they are said to have the most knowlege about Greek sex acts.
 
DVS said:
The pattern? Well, I suspect you all see it and just want me to mention more BDSM Olympic events so you'll have more nasty images in your heads. But, I don't mind describing a few more events. Just for clarification...uniforms will be tight fitting rubber with the Dom's open in front and the sub's open in front and back.


Naked Anal Curling. Three subs and three Doms make up a team. Each sub is in the standing position, bent over at the waist, and has a Dom's cock buried in her ass. The team couples must stay connected during the event. The first couple slied the weight toward the target...the sub handles the weight and the Dom must remain errect, inserted and must not cum.

the second two couples must sweep the ice in front of the weight, as it slides toward the target. The subs do the actual sweeping while the Doms must reamin errect, inserted and must not cum.

After the weight has reached its target, each couple must engage in enal sex until all team members have orgasmed. Time does not stop unless and until all members are sexually spent.

The team who gets the weight closest to the target in the shortest amount of time, wins. This must include the orgasms of each team member. All losing subs will have wrists shackled to the weight and they must push it around the ice while the winning Dom follows them with a whip.

The amount of time each sub must submit to this will be designated by the total amount of time of each losing team, devided by the number of losing subs. All losing Doms will be forced to deep throat the winning sub and then take turns fucking her in the ass.

*sigh*

Andante and I can't be in all events.

The Danish have already lost the curling to the Scots in the Winter Olympics. :cool:
 
shy slave said:
*sigh*

Andante and I can't be in all events.

The Danish have already lost the curling to the Scots in the Winter Olympics. :cool:
:eek: I didn't even know! Actually, I'm amazed there are other countries doing that stupid discipline! :rolleyes:
 
Andante said:
:eek: I didn't even know! Actually, I'm amazed there are other countries doing that stupid discipline! :rolleyes:

Eh Um the Scottish womens team are the world champions.

Of course some men did comment that its just an extension of the household chore of sweeping up anyway, so they could practice and keep the house clean at the same time

LOL
 
Breaking News: Curling And Wide Use Of Steroids

Do do you think they use steroids in curlings or blood doping.

We were discussing those issues today. Contraversial no.
 
Miss Diva said:
Do do you think they use steroids in curlings or blood doping.

We were discussing those issues today. Contraversial no.

All sports have people who use additional preformance enhancing drugs, at all levels of the sport. Whether they make it to the top or get caught or were nover good enough even with help is another thing all together.

For the BDSM olympics maybe some of the men would need viagra,

Not all the competitors here are young men anymore y'know

ROFL
 
shy slave said:
All sports have people who use additional preformance enhancing drugs, at all levels of the sport. Whether they make it to the top or get caught or were nover good enough even with help is another thing all together.

For the BDSM olympics maybe some of the men would need viagra,

Not all the competitors here are young men anymore y'know

ROFL

You are a glutton for punishment.

I know - duh.
 
chuckles and coughs....at the not being young men anymore. I for one am all for performance enhancing drugs....Sigh... I agree with the viagra thing, if only MORE men were in tuned to having a really rock hard stiffy!
What's a litle white pill among friends anyway? WEG
 
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