BDSM slip of tongue

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The Black–Scholes–Merton model is a mathematical model for the dynamics of a financial market containing derivative investment instruments. (Yeah baby! Does that make you horny?) Used in graduate biz classes mostly. Abbreviated BSM.

a young woman graduate student in MBA or Finance PhD or some such also has a secret kink of BDSM, is giving a presentation on BSM and has a slip of the tongue, blushes scarlet and starts sputtering, drawing attention to her indiscretion, hilarity ensues.
 
100% true: As a teenager I took loads and dispatched my parents over the road truck. There was (1970s-80s) a large freight originator, two Italian surnames I cannot recall. But they went by...

S & M

Located in San Francisco, can't make this stuff up.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann
 
I worked briefly at a materials yard in San Francisco's deep SoMa, right across from a Kaiser gravel/cement yard. The Kaiser corporate logo, plastered on every truck, was "Find a need and fill it." Looking at their cement trucks, we rephrased that as "Find a hole and fill it." That almost sounds like a frat-boy slogan, hey?

Challenge: Find and exploit suggestive company names and slogans. Plumbers are easy.
 
100% true: As a teenager I took loads and dispatched my parents over the road truck. There was (1970s-80s) a large freight originator, two Italian surnames I cannot recall. But they went by...

S & M

"Hey baby, you come here often?"

"Buzz off, I'm just waiting for the S&M"

"Yeah, I think I like how that sounds!"
 
I worked briefly at a materials yard in San Francisco's deep SoMa, right across from a Kaiser gravel/cement yard. The Kaiser corporate logo, plastered on every truck, was "Find a need and fill it." Looking at their cement trucks, we rephrased that as "Find a hole and fill it." That almost sounds like a frat-boy slogan, hey?

Challenge: Find and exploit suggestive company names and slogans. Plumbers are easy.

Doesn't need a slogan, a St. Louis Missouri construction company...

BIG BOY STEEL ERECTION


Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann
 
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