BDSM Humor
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SirJeffAk
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A masochist walked up to a sadist in a bar, and said 'Hurt me'. The sadist said 'No' and walked away
Ha ha ha! Very good one.
graceanne
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A masochist walked up to a sadist in a bar, and said 'Hurt me'. The sadist said 'No' and walked away
That's just mean.
PertPerth
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Top Ten Ways You Know You Might Be Too Old For BDSM:
10. Sensory deprivation is when your Dom hides your hearing aid batteries.
9. Your nipple clamps have training wheels.
8. Edge play is standing by the microwave with a pacemaker.
7. When you tell your sub to get the cane, you have to specify "walking" or "beating".
6. You can't tell the difference between your tattoos and your age spots.
5. You shout "One, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play.
4. Your idea of breath play is when your wheelchair runs over your oxygen hose.
3. Your idea of suspension is an UltraLift™ bra.
2. You hold the paddle and say, "You're younger than me....back into the paddle....HARD!"
And the Number One way to tell you might be too old for BDSM:
1. Age play really is 24/7.
10. Sensory deprivation is when your Dom hides your hearing aid batteries.
9. Your nipple clamps have training wheels.
8. Edge play is standing by the microwave with a pacemaker.
7. When you tell your sub to get the cane, you have to specify "walking" or "beating".
6. You can't tell the difference between your tattoos and your age spots.
5. You shout "One, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play.
4. Your idea of breath play is when your wheelchair runs over your oxygen hose.
3. Your idea of suspension is an UltraLift™ bra.
2. You hold the paddle and say, "You're younger than me....back into the paddle....HARD!"
And the Number One way to tell you might be too old for BDSM:
1. Age play really is 24/7.
SirJeffAk
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Ouch I am starting to resemble some of these jokes. Hee hee
Ok here is another bad joke. A masochist walked into a bar.
It felt good so she did it again.
SirJeffAk
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I thought of a good cartoon but I need someone who can draw to help me out. It shows a husband and wife both with laptops. You can read both screens. On the husband's screen he is typing. "My wife is so vanilla. I just want to go over there, tie her to her chair and give her a good spanking" On the wife's screen she is typing "My husband is so vanilla I wish he would just tie me up and give me a good spanking".
