BDSM Flirt

Oh you know me... I would definitely flirt with ya MsWorthy. But you'll have to forgive me ahead of time for the question I'm going to ask, because, truthfully, I simply can't remember... and I'm probably confused, and of course, I intend no offense. Do you like men?

PBW "Confuscious say: be sure they at least like your gender before pulling out your willy"
 
LOL @ PB.

You are one of the *funest* people on this board. *smiles* I do indeed like men, I simply don't sleep with them. I can still flirt tho, you know.

I do enjoy your personality, PB, you always seem so lighthearted, kind, and gentle. I could make an exception.... for you. (how is that for flirting?)
 
MsWorthy said:
LOL @ PB.

You are one of the *funest* people on this board. *smiles* I do indeed like men, I simply don't sleep with them. I can still flirt tho, you know.

I do enjoy your personality, PB, you always seem so lighthearted, kind, and gentle. I could make an exception.... for you. (how is that for flirting?)


So what you're really saying is that there is like a one-in-a-million shot you'll hop in the sack with me.... ALLL RIGHHHTT!!!! DUDEEEE there's a shot! <some Dumb & Dumber humor... I couldn't resist> :)

I probably should have phrased that differently :) Something like... do you have sex with men... lol.

But I'll definitely settle for some good juicy hot-blooded, curl my toes flirting with ya. I just get the quivers thinking about dancing with ya... my arms around you... hands resting on the small of your back, pressing you into me, fingers softly pressing into the very top of your ass, a gentle reminder that "yes indeed I am a man"... my lips down close to your outstretched neck... my warm breath giving you the shivers and my moist lips grazing your earlobe as we whisper naughty things to each other, our hips rocking in sync with the music, your thigh grinding into my maleness...


Wait... I think I might have just kicked it up past flirting into full blown cyber... awwww shucks... LOL

PBW "I think I just turned myself on"
 
lol.
Ya know, I knew I shoulda read Confuscious.

Speaking of Confuscious, I made up a poem for Mz:

knucklefucker hucklebuster, ennie meanie mo
ya got a way with words, but yer pictures really blow
something something something
I can't think of anymore. But the point is this:
Stay away from Mr. Willy:
Silly!


Heh. The last two lines rhyme.
 
lmao @ Sandia

too funny, even if it makes no sense whatsoever. lol


PB, who is that woman you are dancing with, hon?
 
[brief interruption]

:D

Nobody ever gets my sense of humor.
[/interruption]

Please continue flirting with PB.
 
MsWorthy said:
LOL @ PB.

You are one of the *funest* people on this board. *smiles* I do indeed like men, I simply don't sleep with them. I can still flirt tho, you know.

I do enjoy your personality, PB, you always seem so lighthearted, kind, and gentle. I could make an exception.... for you. (how is that for flirting?)

MsW,

I got your back up. I will be happy to volunteer to sleep with PBW for ya! (in the interest of science). I am here for ya!


Eb< buying more rope>
 
MsWorthy said:
lmao @ Sandia

too funny, even if it makes no sense whatsoever. lol


PB, who is that woman you are dancing with, hon?


Oh deary me... I flirt with her and get all naughty... and then she asks who I'm trying to flirt with... <sniffles> Struck down in the cruelest of ways... not to be even acknowledged <rubbing tears away> ... <blowing nose loudly>... :) Just teasin.

How about if I dress up in drag... will ya hop in the sack then? I may not be all women... but I can lick a mean p....

PBW "We must bring her back from the dark side... OR at least get her to play on both teams.. LOL"
 
Ebonyfire said:


MsW,

I got your back up. I will be happy to volunteer to sleep with PBW for ya! (in the interest of science). I am here for ya!


Eb< buying more rope>

Being an engineer type, I've always appreciated science... but now.. I gotta say.. I frickin LOVE science... god bless it ;D

PBW "I'm turning her, slowly but surely" LOL
 
lmao ...

i posted at Your thread at the OTHER forum MsWorthy!! lol silly me...oh well wanted to say that this is a refreshing change from arguing:rose: ty!!
 
Ebonyfire said:


MsW,

I got your back up. I will be happy to volunteer to sleep with PBW for ya! (in the interest of science). I am here for ya!


Eb< buying more rope>

Eb, I knew I could count on you! What a fabulous lady you are to take on such a *chore*.

I enjoy engaging him on a verbal level but you can take the physical...lol. A threesome without a twist...hmmmm. *smiles*


Sandia, I enjoyed your humor. Was I laughing in the wrong place...*snickers* (isn't that a candy bar?)
 
Re: lmao ...

Artful's dream said:
i posted at Your thread at the OTHER forum MsWorthy!! lol silly me...oh well wanted to say that this is a refreshing change from arguing:rose: ty!!

Dream, I am posting in both places as well, hon. I assumed the thread would be moved from here, but you know PB and Sandia, they will post on anything ~teasing~ and I couldn't resist responding.

So until they move the thread, I will continue to post in both places.

Welcome to the light-hearted side of bdsm, Dream :)
 
MsWorthy said:


Eb, I knew I could count on you! What a fabulous lady you are to take on such a *chore*.

I enjoy engaging him on a verbal level but you can take the physical...lol. A threesome without a twist...hmmmm. *smiles*


Sandia, I enjoyed your humor. Was I laughing in the wrong place...*snickers* (isn't that a candy bar?)

Well shucks... that doesn't sound like we're gonna bring her back from the dark side... LOL.

<PBW flashes his willy at MsW... then turns red when she snickers and points> DOH.

PBW "Scruffy"
 
P. B. Walker said:


Well shucks... that doesn't sound like we're gonna bring her back from the dark side... LOL.

<PBW flashes his willy at MsW... then turns red when she snickers and points> DOH.

PBW "Scruffy"

~laffs at PB's willy...I mean....at his joke~

Put that thing away, you could put someone's eye out!!!
 
MsWorthy said:


~laffs at PB's willy...I mean....at his joke~

Put that thing away, you could put someone's eye out!!!

Ohhhh MsW... how I'd like to put it away... Away inside yo... uhm.. someplace warm and moist that is... <winks>.

PBW "Horniness should be a privilege"
 
P. B. Walker said:


Ohhhh MsW... how I'd like to put it away... Away inside yo... uhm.. someplace warm and moist that is... <winks>.

PBW "Horniness should be a privilege"

PBW's amazing one eyed trouser snake... it spits and winks at the drop of a panty!

Eb
 
Ebonyfire said:


PBW's amazing one eyed trouser snake... it spits and winks at the drop of a panty!

Eb

And ya should just see it winkin... lol well... not for a while.. but it will again.

PBW "Snake-eyed"
 
Re: Re: lmao ...

MsWorthy said:


Dream, I am posting in both places as well, hon. I assumed the thread would be moved from here, but you know PB and Sandia, they will post on anything ~teasing~ and I couldn't resist responding.

So until they move the thread, I will continue to post in both places.

Welcome to the light-hearted side of bdsm, Dream :)
[/QUOTE


ty so much sweet lady ,i'm really enjoying myself already cause I swear to God ,PBW's 'snake" just winked at me'!! wouldnt have anything to do with the fact that I just put my black lacy thong on instead of my panties would it? hmmm? hehe]:devil:
 
LOL @ Dream.

You naughty, naughty girl, wearing that thong in the face of a "snake."

~hmmm ... I may have crossed the line with the "naughty girl" comment (it is such a foreplay kind of phrase) but hey, this is flirt and I trust Art knows I am teasing~

MsW "always working to make sure she doesn't offend anyone"
 
awww But I AM Naughty ..

MsWorthy said:
LOL @ Dream.

You naughty, naughty girl, wearing that thong in the face of a "snake."

~hmmm ... I may have crossed the line with the "naughty girl" comment (it is such a foreplay kind of phrase) but hey, this is flirt and I trust Art knows I am teasing~

MsW "always working to make sure she doesn't offend anyone"



its true MsW..I'M BUSTED!! LOL..and of course Master ARTFUL knows you are teasin..sweet lady:rose:
 
Re: awww But I AM Naughty ..

Artful's dream said:




its true MsW..I'M BUSTED!! LOL..and of course Master ARTFUL knows you are teasin..sweet lady:rose:

bad girl bad girl
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do
when the snake gets you
 
lmfao@ MsW

HERE SHE CUMMMS JUST A WALKIN DOWN THE STREET

singin get that snakey diddy dum diddy dum


The kinda girl that that snake He wants to eat...

singin do wah diddy diddy dum diidy dum

the snake looked good,He looked fine

but Dream just didnt have the time... lol



bad girl bad girl whatcha gonna do?
whatcha gonna do when Your Master ses you? (oops):D :devil:
 
Re: Re: lmao ...

MsWorthy said:


Dream, I am posting in both places as well, hon. I assumed the thread would be moved from here, but you know PB and Sandia, they will post on anything ~teasing~ and I couldn't resist responding.

So until they move the thread, I will continue to post in both places.

Welcome to the light-hearted side of bdsm, Dream :)

MsWorthy, I believe that enjoying the light hearted side of bdsm is important, and I think that the friendship that blooms in the "fluff" threads helps create the atmosphere in which we can discuss serious issues openly and forthrightly.
So I don't see any reason why your thread should be moved. Enjoy yourself, have fun!
 
Re: Re: Re: lmao ...

James Blandings said:


MsWorthy, I believe that enjoying the light hearted side of bdsm is important, and I think that the friendship that blooms in the "fluff" threads helps create the atmosphere in which we can discuss serious issues openly and forthrightly.
So I don't see any reason why your thread should be moved. Enjoy yourself, have fun!

~smiles at James, how wonderful...hopes that James will join the fun as I wouldn't mind flirting with him, such a gentleman and well, he is gay....my favorite flavor~

Pardon me, James, I mean bisexual.
 
Back
Top