BbBbbBBBBbbbbBbb!!! Olympics!

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Past Olympic events:

8. Motorboating
Year Introduced: 1908
Number of Olympics: 1
Last Played: 1908

Motorboating appeared once, in the 1908 London Games.
(from 24/7 Wall St.)

I COULD DO THAT!!!
http://247wallst.com/2012/07/31/13-awesome-sports-the-olympics-killed/3/


A team sport? Bring your own "boat"?
Is the athlete the "boat" or the "motor"?
Is there one designated "playing field"(boat)?

 

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[blobfish]

I believe this refers to actual boats, rather than the act of exhaling with one's face between a woman's breasts.

 

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I believe this refers to actual boats, rather than the act of exhaling with one's face between a woman's breasts.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Actual boats!? No wonder it was discontinued, hardly an athletic event.

 

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Instead of "take your marks!"

It would be
"Motorboat, motorboat go so slow. Motorboat, motorboat go so fast. Motorboat, motorboat STEP ON THE GAS!"

 

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Instead of a medal around the neck...a pearl necklace?