Bawdy Rhymes

[iann666]

And Limericks
e.g.
In days of old
when men were bold
and women weren't invented
Men drilled holes
In telegraph poles
and walked away contented


There once was man from Pagoda
Would not pay an whore what he owed her
I'll show you she said
As she leapt out of bed
And peed in his whisky and soda

Two old ones as examples ..........Any more?????

 

[Barb Dwyer]

There was once a man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save him the trouble
He put it in the double
And instead of coming he went.



A well-partied co-ed named Dawn,
when asked what conclusion she’d drawn,
Said, "I was having a ball...
But I just can’t recall
this tattoo... or where all my pubic hair’s gone!!"

 

[iann666]

Aw C'mon

Well done Barb
The rest of you must know some!!

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Can I submit an original then?

There once was a BB named Lit
Filled with boobies and pussies and clit
The members were horny
And posted forlornly
Till along came a cock with a slit!

The men were all hung like a horse
11 inch cocks - but of course
The women were willing
Their mouths to be filling
With the cum coming at them full force!

The gals were all gorgeous - with smarts
With beautiful precious pink parts
They beckoned the men
To come commit sin
And consummate all loving arts

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[MizTabby]

Raunchy Rhyme

hope this is ok? one of mine

Yankee Doodle went to town
and pulled the lady's panties down
pushed his fingers in her slit
rubbed her horny little clit
then he took his sausage out
and stuck it in her greedy mouth
she sucked Yank's big pulsing dick
lapped up his cum sweet and thick
when he milked her luscious tit
she couldn't get enough of it
he mounted pussy, she spread wide
and buried his sausage deep inside

 

[portal65]

Said Piglet to Kanga the 'roo,
"I'm achin to give you a screw."
"Not now, for I'm knobbin'
Young Christopher Robin",
Said Kanga, "Try Winnie the Pooh."




"Fallopian tube dead ahead!"
Cried the sperm as he upwardly sped.
Then the splosh and the sploosh
And the ahoosh of a douche
Flushed him downwards and outwards instead.



My god, could he juggle and spin
That guy with three balls from Berlin.
He used to play pool
With his fourteen inch tool
And went around with a grin.


I've hundreds of cousins and nieces
All girls with intrest'n creases
They visit me on Sundays
And leave me on Mondays
Exausted, I love 'em to pieces


portal65

 

[KR1troll]

Lit once new an asshole named kid rock,
who sat around all day sucking cock.
than skanky thang ran away;
but who's not to say it was not with
the mysterious bot!


KR1 is a merry old soul
paper belly and a rubber asshole
shit for brains because of to much cain
and his skanky hole drives him insane.

he searches the net
tells newbies he is the greatest yet
in real life he couldn't get a date on a bet.

yes their once was a punk named kid rock
who was frustrated because of his two inch cock.
he picked a fight with the muffin
and she almost ripped out his stuffin.

 

[KR1troll]

asshole i wrote you a poem!

 

[iann666]

Re: Can I submit an original then?

There once was a BB named Lit
Filled with boobies and pussies and clit
The members were horny
And posted forlornly
Till along came a cock with a slit!

The men were all hung like a horse
11 inch cocks - but of course
The women were willing
Their mouths to be filling
With the cum coming at them full force!

The gals were all gorgeous - with smarts
With beautiful precious pink parts
They beckoned the men
To come commit sin
And consummate all loving arts

Original are best, How come all the men have such small cocks lol