Batter Down The Drain

[Sparky Kronkite]

A very simple – bluegrass, hillbilly, sexual/masturbation innuendo song – fresh from the mind of Sparky Kronkite. Try it – you just might like it.

A simple country song in the key of G. G/C/D is all it is.

Mama is sweetbread
Daddy is sour
They love churnin’ up milk
Makin’ butter every hour

Then along came baby
All thick in the gravy
So mama sent daddy
To the store for more flour

……And in their house, of hillbilly love……

The bacon’s always shakin’
And the griddlecakes are hot
But when baby is a cryin’
Mama’s really not

So daddy’s in the kitchen
Fannin’ mama’s flames
But she ain’t havin’ none of that
Daddy’s batter’s down the drain

Daddy’s batter’s down the drain
Ain’t that a cryin’ shame
Mama’s hoppin’ mad
So she’ll rattle daddy’s brain

Daddy’s batter’s down he drain
How can mama really blame
He’s just churnin’ up the butter
When mama’s not game

He’s just churnin’ up the butter
When his mama’s – not really - feelin’ game

(Pretty good huh? A hillbilly classic - if I say so myself.)