Batman fucks superman

[loquere]

Batman fucks superman, self explanatory.

 

[Carnevil9]

"Do you want to hear my Batman impression? Check it out: Up, Up, and Awayyyy!!!"

"That's Superman."

"Thanks! I've been practicing it a lot."

 

[loquere]

"Do you want to hear my Batman impression? Check it out: Up, Up, and Awayyyy!!!"

"That's Superman."

"Thanks! I've been practicing it a lot."

Up up & away sounds like sex directions.

 

[CuckoldWittol]

Not physically, but mentally.
Batman fucks Luis Lane and makes Superman a cuckold.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Batman fucks superman, self explanatory.

Kryptonite lube required!

 

[loquere]

Kryptonite lube required!

Maybe.

 

[Jada59]

There is a joke like that. Something like... He tried to but the invisioble man got in the way.

 

[loquere]

There is a joke like that. Something like... He tried to but the invisioble man got in the way.

It could be a threesome instead.

 

[NoJo]

Unless Catwoman gets in there somewhere, I'm not interested

 

[Carnevil9]

There is a joke like that. Something like... He tried to but the invisioble man got in the way.

The joke is this: Superman is flying around, and he sees Wonder Woman, lying naked on her back on the roof of her building, writhing in ecstasy. He figures he'll swoop down and fuck her really quick. We whips out his super cock, swoops down, lands right on top of her. He sticks it in the hole, thrusts five times, and emits a super ejaculation. Then he pulls out and takes off up, up and away!

Wonder Woman says, "What the fuck was that!?"

The Invisible Man says, "I have no idea, but man my asshole is sore!"

 

[loquere]

Unless Catwoman gets in there somewhere, I'm not interested

Ann Hathaway catwoman hell yeah!