Bathtime!!!

[perks]

for me and the rubberduckies.

See you all later

don't imagine me all wet and soapy.

 

[zantac666]

bathtime

Can i join you i'll wash you from haed to toe. Please.

 

[Guest]

DON'T imagine you???? Yeah, like THAT'S gonna happen........

 

[JilloryIsMoist]

*Sniff sniff* Wise choice.

 

[JilloryIsMoist]

I feel an apology and an explanation is in order. I wasn't really implying that perky baby actually smelled, I was being facetious, as, hopefully, implied by my unforgivable use of smilies. Beneath the obnoxious façade, I was making a serious point (retrospectively, it's true, but you'll forgive me, I hope), thus: bathing is deeply erotic, what with the nakedness and the slippery bubbles and the rubber duckies with the bills filed down so as not to hurt too much, and yet bathing is primarily a cleansing ritual. I appreciate that 'erotic' cleansing of a lover's back is appealing, but there are times when one requires a good hard scrub, and, truth be told, I don't find that very erotic. Should one scrub first and be erotic after, but end up sitting in ones own dead skin, or should one be erotic, then put away all the fun stuff and clean everything up, perhaps creating the wrong sort of associations with 'dirtiness', and creating Catholic guilt that out-Catholics the Catholics? The final option is to separate erotic and deep-cleansing bathing entirely, but that just means using more water than necessary, and as a staunch environmentalist (but one that stills know how to party when the time is right) this is not a course of action I wish to take. Any thoughts?

My sincere apologies to perky baby. I'm sure you're very beautiful when naked, and I'm sure your personal hygeine is second to none. (I would have said "cleaner than the average bear" in a semi-Yogi quote, but I don't think that kind of apology would really have been suitable).

 

[Black_Bird]

Jillory... chill. I'm sure she realized that it was a joke.

Welcome to Literotica, BTW.

 

[Pechorin]

don't imagine me all wet and soapy.

Yeah right! With an Av like yours next to the post? I may be short sighted but my minds eye is as clear as a bell.

Don't put too many suds in. Don't want to obscure the view!!

 

[perks]

Jillory is fucking hysterical !!!!!...the quip was funny in itself, but then the stream of consciousness.....I almost fell on the floor.


Gurl, welcome to lit.

Feel free to razz me anytime. My ass can take it













the phrase "my ass can take it" may be misconstrued by any and all who wish to view it in different context.

 

[JilloryIsMoist]

I wanted to misconstrue 'razz'. Will there be apparatus?

Stream of what?

 

[perks]

I wanted to misconstrue 'razz'. Will there be apparatus?

Stream of what?

stream of consciousness n. pl., streams of consciousness. 1. A literary technique that presents the thoughts and feelings of a character as they develop. 2. Psychology. The conscious experience of an individual regarded as a continuous, flowing series of images and ideas running through the mind. –stream-of-conscious·ness adj.

 

[JilloryIsMoist]

I abandoned all pretensions and literary delusions years ago, darrrrrrrrlink. I got tired of being John Grisham, had the operation, strategically shaved, took the pills, quick yoghurt douche and enema two for one special, stopped emailing William Seward, and decided just to talk about sex and apostrophes. Pick.

No addendum necessary.

 

[perks]

I abandoned all pretensions and literary delusions years ago, darrrrrrrrlink. I got tired of being John Grisham, had the operation, strategically shaved, took the pills, quick yoghurt douche and enema two for one special, stopped emailing William Seward, and decided just to talk about sex and apostrophes. Pick.

No addendum necessary.

works for me gurl
I'll try not to wax poetic in your vicinity. And if I do, just smack me on the ass a few times and I will be delightfully distracted.

 

[JilloryIsMoist]

Are you flirting with me?

 

[perks]

Are you flirting with me?

YES

 

[JilloryIsMoist]

You're not Gavin's foreskin in disguise, are you? I have trust issues.

 

[heterotic]

That was _Quite_ an apology there, I enjoyed it immensely. And, Perky, may I please misconstrue "My ass can take it?"

 

[kiwiwolf]

I'm still trying to lower my blood pressure after your bathtime announcement. The ass issues just buggered that... oops, unintentional pun.

 

[heterotic]

Pretty good for a pun without even trying, there