Bathroom thread

[Ambrosious]

Number one or number two, here is where you can go...

 

[Todd]

Sorry I can't go in a public bathroom. I hear thats how you get pregnant

 

[Angel]

Ambro, you gotta pee?

 

[Ambrosious]

Angel

I have two of them:

P and p.

 

[DarkAngel]

Where?

 

[Angel]

Amby

Can I borrow one?

 

[Renegade]

Ambros

Can I choose to spin?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Renegade]

Bratcat

Afraid not. Think we're going to have to start another thread for you kittys.

 

[Guest]

RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

(translation: let me the hell out of this nasty stinky little human bathroom!)

 

[Renegade]

Who let the cats out?

 

[Ally C]

Is this what's known as 'toilet humour'?

BTW, I hope you don't mind me putting 'u' in 'humor', it's an English thing.

 

[TinaG13]

*walks in holding nose* Peeewwwww! Hey could someone hand me that air freshener over there? And damn, it looks like we're all out of toilet paper too!

 

[Renegade]

Damn them, Monkey Whores. lol

 

[TinaG13]

Renegade!!!!

Hey, you get your ass back here and hand me some toilet paper, damnit!

 

[Renegade]

Make me.

 

[Expertise]

Which inconsiderate prick peed on the seat!?!?!?!?

 

[Renegade]

Uh.... *quickly runs out of the thread*

 

[Expertise]

Heathen, cross-eyed, uncoordinated, bastard. Clean up after your self, your mother doesn't live here.

 

[Renegade]

Ah, dammit. *walks back and starts to clean up around the toilet sink*

 

[Expertise]

Atta' boy. When your done Tina will give you a cookie.

 

[TinaG13]

That damned Renegade...

and his bunch of worthless monkey whores! First, he pisses on the seat, then uses all the paper and refuses to hand me some more.... Ooooooh just wait till I get up from here and get my hands on him!

 

[TinaG13]

Ah, dammit. *walks back and starts to clean up around the toilet sink*

Hey, that's better. Now hand me some toilet paper to so I don't have to hurt you....

 

[Renegade]

*Hands Tina some toilet paper* There!

 

[Expertise]

Time for deep thought and a probing question.

Why do the vast majority of women grab the toilet paper before the act? Is it like a security blanket or something?

I take no issue with it, but it has always struck me as slightly curious.