Basic But Complicated, Suction Cup dildo

[DirtyRITR]

So we have a nice suction cup set up, our issue is what to mount it on. I like to watch her go for solo play occasionally (and recently have spoke of joining her while on top). However, we don't have a "end" or "coffee" table both small enough in width, have some heft to handle the fun, and tall enough to allow for optimal alignment and minimal leg fatigue when solo.

Question is do any of you have suggestions in the form of a picture of (no action need be visible just positive knowledge it worked for you , or a link to a table or implement used to mount it on? Bonus point if it's actually believable for a piece of furniture!

Thanks Ahead of time,
Dirty

This is cross posted fyi

 

[TheLM]

Why not use the shower?

 

[OpenMouth]

I just use a wooden dining chair, in the bedroom...

 

[Riley69]

Bonbon dildo mount

I'm not sure if you feel like spending money or not...

bettystoybox.com has something called the Liberator Bonbon sex toy mount.
They show the price is $85.00. (Free shipping!)
It looks pretty simple.
There are some videos on xhamster.com showing the bonbon in action.

So we have a nice suction cup set up, our issue is what to mount it on. I like to watch her go for solo play occasionally (and recently have spoke of joining her while on top). However, we don't have a "end" or "coffee" table both small enough in width, have some heft to handle the fun, and tall enough to allow for optimal alignment and minimal leg fatigue when solo.

Question is do any of you have suggestions in the form of a picture of (no action need be visible just positive knowledge it worked for you , or a link to a table or implement used to mount it on? Bonus point if it's actually believable for a piece of furniture!

Thanks Ahead of time,
Dirty

This is cross posted fyi

 

[DirtyRITR]

Well thanks for the ideas. I should have clarified we are aware of shower uses, and while it may be fun for her, not too much for me to see and not possible for me to join in. The chair is good and the Bonbon even better. My hope of something incognito for furniture seems to be non existent so I will like fabricate something for ours needs. Thanks!
Dirty

 

[Rockwell12]

I always thought itd be great to have a product made for this (maybe there is, I haven't looked). Feel free to steal this idea, but if I see you on Sharktank I'll expect a free copy of the item.

It'd be a log shaped pillow about 2-3 feet long and about 10-12 inches in diameter. Probably have one flat side (on the bottom side to make the product more stable and keep it from rolling). from the end of the pillow it looks kinda like the letter "D". It'd be made of a non absorbent material, perhaps in bright colors so it looks innocuous and you can tell people it's purpose is to lean against in bed while watching TV.

The money feature would be an oblong smooth, hard plastic flat area on the top surface of the "log" perfect for mounting a suction cup dildo, or for the adventurous wife, two. The "deluxe" version would have a vibrating motor mounted just below the plate to vibrate it.

Optionally on the top surface at either end there could be a flat surface for mounting a gopro for us amateur film makers.

 

[jonyoungau]

Step daughter left hers in the shower. Massive fail on my part being a step dad. But superglued it to her headboard with a note saying now she wouldnt leave it around.

Heared some banging noises last night but im sure it was just a cat on the roof.... hahaha

 

[BBCfan]

I have quite a large one that I mount on the headboard. Headboard has a very smooth finish on it... it will often hold it for 10 or 15 minutes until I have to re attach.
It's the perfect spot for sucking while I my pump my wife's pussy.