baseball themes

[sirhugs]

Has anybody read The Art of Fielding? a very interesting baseball themed novel chock full of sex , though non explicit *sigh*

made me crave Lit baseball stories:

~ obviously, the whole homoerotic theme is rife
~ "Baseball Annies" or groupies
~ Little League Moms and Dads swapping on a road trip?
~interracial - southern white coeds attracted to black players, or vice versa?
~ just the word "ball" has so much punny potential...not to mention "second base".

 

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You totally forgot one, sex at the game in the stands. I don't know why, but for whatever reason lots of couples engage in sex while attending a game of baseball.

There's the field, I think it's Chicago where there is a hotel looking over the field. Tinted windows but in night games you are visible with the lights on and they aren't that tinted. Sometimes they comment about it on TV. There is also the caught on tape video series that in the first video of that has a series of people having sex at a baseball game.

I mean seriously, if your kink is having sex in public, it's hard to get more public. Granted the no one under 18 rule would be hard to get past with sex in the stands during a baseball game. Well maybe not that hard, the kids are always at the edge of the stands and the sex happens in the back. They wouldn't look unless a ball sales back to the couple having sex.

 

[sirhugs]

You totally forgot one, sex at the game in the stands. I don't know why, but for whatever reason lots of couples engage in sex while attending a game of baseball.

There's the field, I think it's Chicago where there is a hotel looking over the field. Tinted windows but in night games you are visible with the lights on and they aren't that tinted. Sometimes they comment about it on TV. There is also the caught on tape video series that in the first video of that has a series of people having sex at a baseball game.

I mean seriously, if your kink is having sex in public, it's hard to get more public. Granted the no one under 18 rule would be hard to get past with sex in the stands during a baseball game. Well maybe not that hard, the kids are always at the edge of the stands and the sex happens in the back. They wouldn't look unless a ball sales back to the couple having sex.

That hotel is in Toronto.

There's also lots of places under the stands - concession areas, washrooms, locker rooms, nooks, crannies...

 

[DefiantOne]

Would people (besides a lot of hot air and wishful thinking) swap partners, right in front of their kids? How would you arrange that? A lot of soccer moms aren't really overly-sexual, they'd likely be repulsed at the idea for a myriad of reasons.

- Don't want the neighbor's hubby (or a dad from the opposing team) seeing her C-section scar, among other self-conscious imperfections.

- Don't want the bi/lesbian moms and/or hot, barely-legal bi/lesbian daughters enjoying a mouthful of breastmilk during orgasm in the heat of the moment, unless it's been said ahead of time that they're kinky that way.

 

[sirhugs]

Would people (besides a lot of hot air and wishful thinking) swap partners, right in front of their kids? How would you arrange that? A lot of soccer moms aren't really overly-sexual, they'd likely be repulsed at the idea for a myriad of reasons.

- Don't want the neighbor's hubby (or a dad from the opposing team) seeing her C-section scar, among other self-conscious imperfections.

- Don't want the bi/lesbian moms and/or hot, barely-legal bi/lesbian daughters enjoying a mouthful of breastmilk during orgasm in the heat of the moment, unless it's been said ahead of time that they're kinky that way.

on sports road trips there are lots of times the players are off doing team things where parents who aren't actively part of the team aren't involved. or they are asleep, the parents head to the bar.

or the kids are napping in the van, the passenger undoes the driver's fly, bends over...

Lit does not require 100% realism. would never work if that was the case. Lit is about fantasy. Ignore the blemishes behind the green curtain.

 

[Carnevil9]

I have a great idea for a baseball story. But I'll probably never get around to writing it, so I'll toss it out here, free to a good home:

A young rookie has just been called up to the major leagues. He was a star in the minors, but he is still struggling to get his first hit in the majors. After two weeks of batting 0.000, he is drowning his sorrows at a local watering hole.

Down the bar from him is a sexy older MILF type chick. She is giving him the eye. Think Susan Sarandon from Bull Durham. Turns out she is a baseball groupie, and loves to help young rookies break out of their slumps. They flirt a bit, and he is totally into her. He asks her back to his place for some sex.

She says, no, not just yet. But she asks him if he remembers the old baseball=sex analogy. Of course, he says: First Base = French Kissing; Second Base = Boob action; Third Base = genital fondling, and Home Run = full on sex.

She says, exactly. Here's my number. Call me when you start getting some hits. I'll reward you each night for what you've earned.

The very next day, all pumped up and horny for this chick, he slams three line drive singles. He calls her up. They get together, and make out for hours on her couch. He tries to fondle her boobs, but she slaps his hand away. He tries to grope her crotch, but she slaps him away. You know the rules, she says. All you got were singles today. He goes home, balls aching.

The next day, all jazzed up even further, he slams two singles and a double! He sees the chick again that night, still on the couch, and she lets him all over her hot rack. He fondles her boobs, sucks her nipples, buries his face in her cleavage, everything. But she won't let him go any further. He again goes home with his nads hanging between his knees.

The next day at the ball park, he slams a frozen rope of a single. Then a towering double. And then, he jerks one into the ivy in the corner for a triple! (yes, I know that triples are rarer than home runs; work with me here). They get together, and this time they go to her bedroom. They get naked and kiss, suck, fondle, and stroke each other's genitals. He brings her to a thunderous orgasm. She strokes his cock, but won't get him off. You have to earn that, she says. He again goes home, walking gingerly to avoid banging his swollen nuggets.

The very next day, he is positively vibrating with horniness. He slams a single, a double, a triple, and, in his final at-bat of the game, he knocks it out of the park for a walk-off, game-winning homer! The crowd goes wild as he rounds the bases, but all he can think of is that he is going to fuck tonight!

He gets to the chicks house, and she meets him naked at the door. She yanks his clothes off him, pulls him by the dick into the bedroom, and fucks him silly all night long.

In the morning, he thanks her profusely, not only for all the sex, but also for the motivation and for helping him get his game back. But she says, oh, we're not done yet. But, he asks, a home run is the ultimate! What's left? She tells him: the Grand Slam. Call me when you've achieved one of those. What's the reward for a Grand Slam, he wants to know. She just winks, and says to call when it happens.

Now he is REALLY motivated. But he can't achieve a Grand Slam by himself. He starts working with the batters ahead of him in the line-up; urging them to take extra batting practice, critiquing their stances and their swings; showing them the ropes. Now, he's turned into not just an awesome player, but an awesome coach!

Finally, the day arrives. All three of his teammates have gotten on base. He steps to the plate. He swings at the first pitch, swinging with all his might. It's up, up, and way, over the bleachers, across the street, down the block! The crowd goes wild, but all he can think of is his reward in the loving arms of his ladyfriend.

As he gets to his locker, his cell phone is already ringing. It's her. She tells him to not even bother to shower, just get over to her place ASAFP. He breaks all speed laws getting there. She swings open the door.

He stares at his lady friend, stark naked, and three other beautiful women; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. His chick tells him, you brought in four runs with one swing. Now it's time for a four-on-one night of bliss.

At this point, I would end the story, and let the reader imagine the FFFFM orgy that ensued. Another author might choose to write it up blow-by-blow. Since I'm not going to be the one to write it, I'll leave that up to youse guys.......Carney