Ticklish Girl
Bloody but unbowed
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I’ve loved baseball ever since I was a little girl. I can discuss stats and strategies with the best of them, so I hate it when people think I’m some bimbo who cares more about a player’s ass than his batting average. Truth is, I never paid much attention to players’ looks at all.
That changed when my team acquired Skip Harrison.
The first time I saw Skip play second base, I felt a melting sensation in the pit of my stomach. Six feet tall, with a set of muscles that threatened to burst from his pinstriped uniform. His dark brown hair was short and spiky, giving his face a boyish look. But I loved his icy blue, penetrating eyes the best. Anytime I saw him on TV, I couldn’t look away from those eyes. Soon I was staying home every night to watch the games. I’d sit on the couch and touch myself, imagining Skip watching me.
I knew I had to go see him play. My chance finally came on a beautiful Saturday in June. The ticket was expensive but worth it, because my seat was in the first row behind the home dugout. I was going to be as close to Skip Harrison as a fan could possibly be. Maybe I’d even get his autograph!
The players had just finished their warmups when I took my seat. I looked around and saw Skip in right field chatting with some fans. He signed autographs for a few minutes, then waved goodbye to them and jogged back toward the dugout. He was heading my way! Did I look all right? My snug black T-shirt and black jeans clung to my every curve, leaving nothing to the imagination. My hair and makeup were perfect, thanks to a touch-up in the ladies’ room. Would he notice me? I’d heard somewhere that he liked brunettes. Stop it, Alison! I scolded myself. Don’t act like a bimbo.
Without warning a battalion of little kids surrounded me, all of them reaching out over the dugout roof and yelling, “Skip! Can I have your autograph? Please! Sign this!” My heart sank. As a rule ballplayers tended to sign for children at the expense of adults, and Skip was famous for his friendliness toward younger fans. He’d never notice me among all these little brats. Oh well, I’d still get to see him up close.
Skip stopped in front of the dugout. I sat like a statue, my heart pounding, every muscle tense as I silently willed him to look my way. He began to sign the programs and other items that the kids were holding out to him, working his way toward me, but not noticing me yet. He was only a few feet from me. My eyes traced the outline of his body. The desire to touch him was like a physical pain.
And then he turned, and those blue eyes found me. He gave me a huge smile, showing off dazzling white teeth. I think I forgot to breathe! He stood there for a long moment, looking at me and smiling. I couldn’t look away. Everything else was forgotten – the screaming kids, the warm summer day, the upcoming game. Only those eyes mattered, and that smile that seemed both friendly and knowing at the same time. Could he see inside my mind, to all the fantasies I’d had about him? A hot flush crept up my neck to my face, but I still couldn’t look away.
Suddenly he winked at me and disappeared into the dugout. I leaned back in my seat, grinning, feeling hot and tingly all over. But before I could relax too much he returned from the dugout and once again stood before me, smiling and holding a baseball. He pointed at me and then rolled the ball across the dugout roof toward me. I leaned forward and grabbed it, and as I picked it up, I noticed the writing on it:
For the prettiest fan in the stands!
Meet me after the game?
Skip
Below this was a scribbled address, which I recognized as a bar about ten blocks from the stadium. I caught my breath and felt an unbearable rush of excitement. My favorite player thought I was attractive! And he wanted to meet me! Even in my wildest fantasies, I had never thought this would happen.
I looked back up, wanting to tell him yes, of course I would meet him, but he was gone.
As for the game, I couldn’t tell you the score or even who won. Every time Skip took the field or came up to bat, my eyes locked onto him. He got two hits and made a couple of great defensive plays – that much I remember. And every time he came back to the dugout he glanced up at me just before going down the steps. I smiled at him each time and felt that same agony of wanting to touch him. I thought the game would never end.
Now here I am, in Joe’s Bar & Grill. I can see why he chose this place: it’s quiet and nearly empty. I sit at the bar nursing a light beer. Every time someone opens the door I catch my breath, only to let it out in a sigh when I see it’s not Skip. Thirty minutes pass, then forty-five. I start to wonder if he is playing a joke on me. Maybe Skip’s at a club with his teammates, laughing at the stupid girl waiting for him in this dive bar. Could he be that cruel? Could I be that stupid?
I’m about to leave when I sense someone standing at my right elbow. A voice that I know well from TV and radio interviews, a low, soft voice with the barest hint of a Texas accent, says, “I see you got my message.”
That changed when my team acquired Skip Harrison.
The first time I saw Skip play second base, I felt a melting sensation in the pit of my stomach. Six feet tall, with a set of muscles that threatened to burst from his pinstriped uniform. His dark brown hair was short and spiky, giving his face a boyish look. But I loved his icy blue, penetrating eyes the best. Anytime I saw him on TV, I couldn’t look away from those eyes. Soon I was staying home every night to watch the games. I’d sit on the couch and touch myself, imagining Skip watching me.
I knew I had to go see him play. My chance finally came on a beautiful Saturday in June. The ticket was expensive but worth it, because my seat was in the first row behind the home dugout. I was going to be as close to Skip Harrison as a fan could possibly be. Maybe I’d even get his autograph!
The players had just finished their warmups when I took my seat. I looked around and saw Skip in right field chatting with some fans. He signed autographs for a few minutes, then waved goodbye to them and jogged back toward the dugout. He was heading my way! Did I look all right? My snug black T-shirt and black jeans clung to my every curve, leaving nothing to the imagination. My hair and makeup were perfect, thanks to a touch-up in the ladies’ room. Would he notice me? I’d heard somewhere that he liked brunettes. Stop it, Alison! I scolded myself. Don’t act like a bimbo.
Without warning a battalion of little kids surrounded me, all of them reaching out over the dugout roof and yelling, “Skip! Can I have your autograph? Please! Sign this!” My heart sank. As a rule ballplayers tended to sign for children at the expense of adults, and Skip was famous for his friendliness toward younger fans. He’d never notice me among all these little brats. Oh well, I’d still get to see him up close.
Skip stopped in front of the dugout. I sat like a statue, my heart pounding, every muscle tense as I silently willed him to look my way. He began to sign the programs and other items that the kids were holding out to him, working his way toward me, but not noticing me yet. He was only a few feet from me. My eyes traced the outline of his body. The desire to touch him was like a physical pain.
And then he turned, and those blue eyes found me. He gave me a huge smile, showing off dazzling white teeth. I think I forgot to breathe! He stood there for a long moment, looking at me and smiling. I couldn’t look away. Everything else was forgotten – the screaming kids, the warm summer day, the upcoming game. Only those eyes mattered, and that smile that seemed both friendly and knowing at the same time. Could he see inside my mind, to all the fantasies I’d had about him? A hot flush crept up my neck to my face, but I still couldn’t look away.
Suddenly he winked at me and disappeared into the dugout. I leaned back in my seat, grinning, feeling hot and tingly all over. But before I could relax too much he returned from the dugout and once again stood before me, smiling and holding a baseball. He pointed at me and then rolled the ball across the dugout roof toward me. I leaned forward and grabbed it, and as I picked it up, I noticed the writing on it:
For the prettiest fan in the stands!
Meet me after the game?
Skip
Below this was a scribbled address, which I recognized as a bar about ten blocks from the stadium. I caught my breath and felt an unbearable rush of excitement. My favorite player thought I was attractive! And he wanted to meet me! Even in my wildest fantasies, I had never thought this would happen.
I looked back up, wanting to tell him yes, of course I would meet him, but he was gone.
As for the game, I couldn’t tell you the score or even who won. Every time Skip took the field or came up to bat, my eyes locked onto him. He got two hits and made a couple of great defensive plays – that much I remember. And every time he came back to the dugout he glanced up at me just before going down the steps. I smiled at him each time and felt that same agony of wanting to touch him. I thought the game would never end.
Now here I am, in Joe’s Bar & Grill. I can see why he chose this place: it’s quiet and nearly empty. I sit at the bar nursing a light beer. Every time someone opens the door I catch my breath, only to let it out in a sigh when I see it’s not Skip. Thirty minutes pass, then forty-five. I start to wonder if he is playing a joke on me. Maybe Skip’s at a club with his teammates, laughing at the stupid girl waiting for him in this dive bar. Could he be that cruel? Could I be that stupid?
I’m about to leave when I sense someone standing at my right elbow. A voice that I know well from TV and radio interviews, a low, soft voice with the barest hint of a Texas accent, says, “I see you got my message.”