Bare Yourself

[Signs]

Oh, sure, it takes some guts to post a nekkid picture of oneself, I'll grant you that. But how many of you are willing to REALLY bare yourself?

This is your chance to admit your moments of weakness, humiliation, and patheticness (see, I have a degree in English and just fabricated the word 'patheticness')

 

[Signs]

I'll start

Okay, her goes:

It's Saturday, 2:00 and I'm still wearing the maroon sweatpants and black tshirt that were laying next to my bed when I woke up hungover and naked at the crack of noon. I've been on Lit since then and I'm now having a fun size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and an orange soda for breakfast.

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Signs]

C'Mon now.. don't tell me I'm the only person here who is willing to have a little fun at their own expense.

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Signs]

No camera, sorry hun.

This is more about bearing one's soul.

I'll tell you this, though, when I woke up nude I was still wearing socks.

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Signs]

Okay, the whole picture was waking up with a headache, a book I fell asleep reading in the small of my back, nekkid except for the socks, and trying to piece together what happened at the last bar I went to, where I vaguely remember talking to a good looking brunette.
Not my proudest moment. But I can top that. Just waiting for other's to post their moments of humility.

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Signs]

Hang over is gone.. still awake. Still in sweat pants. Still lurking.

And what's your excuse?

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Sugar_Magnolia]

I'd tell you of a good and embarassing story, if I only knew you were listening...............are you listening????????

 

[asearching1]

I'd tell you of a good and embarassing story, if I only knew you were listening...............are you listening????????

You've got my attention..

 

[Signs]

Mine too!

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Wizard]

I'd tell you of a good and embarassing story, if I only knew you were listening...............are you listening????????

I sure am..............Please tell..........

 

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To quote the emminent Dr. Frasier Crane, "I'm listening."

 

[Gusty Wind]

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