Barbies we'll never see...

[J.B.]

Abducted by Aliens Barbie
Big Butt Barbie
Birth Defect Barbie
Bulimic Barbie
Exhibitionist Barbie
Flamethrower Mishap Barbie
Flatulence Barbie
Hermaphrodite Barbie
Leprosy Barbie
Nuclear Mutation Barbie
Parachute Didn't Open Barbie
Psychotic Killer Clown Barbie
Shark Attack Barbie
Siamese Barbie
Sideshow Freak Barbie
Unwanted Pregnancy Barbie
Walking Dead Barbie
Hemmoroid Barbie w/Preparation H Playset
Bladder Control Barbie w/ Depends Actions Set
Water Retention Barbie
Clubfoot Barbie
Cleft Pallete Barbie
White Trash Barbie
Pigeon Toed Barbie
Extra Fingers Barbie
Tapeworm Barbie
Vericose Veins Barbie
Junkie Barbie
Flat-Chested Barbie
Communicable Disease Barbie
Oral Fixation Barbie
Hot and Ready Barbie
Deviated Septum Barbie
Pimple-Poppin' Barbie
Sex For Sale Barbie
Transexual Barbie
Boxcar Barbie
Manic Depressive Barbie
Facial Tick Barbie
Braided Nosehair Barbie
Montezuma's Revenge Barbie
Gentlemen's Club Barbie
Rhinoplasty Barbie
Monobrow Barbie
Change of Life Barbie
Skin Cancer Barbie
Liposuction Barbie w/ Hoover Action Set
Crash Test Barbie
Co-Dependent Barbie
Prozac Barbie
Satanic Priestess Barbie
Abortion Clinic Barbie (with REAL blood on her hands)
Milita Barbie (comes with paranoid anti-government pamplet and one Authentic Nitrate Bomb)
Stigmata Barbie
Bestiality Barbie
Bitter, Vindictive Divorcee Barbie
Man-Hating Bulldyke Barbie
Sex-for-Sale Barbie (Complete with Pimp Daddy Ken)
Drug Pusher Barbie with Dressin' Up for a Gang Bang Playset
Crack-Whore Barbie with Kit of Pipes and Baggies
Mortician Barbie
Slot Jockey Barbie
False Prophet Barbie
Sentenced to Death by Electrocution Barbie (comes with pre-shaved head,one mandatory appeal and Court Appointed Attorney Ken)

 

[linuxgeek]

knew some one who once made a trailer trash barbie

 

[topale]

I don't see "Double Penetration Barbie".

 

[1hotbabe]

I don't see a stay-at-home mommy barbie

 

[slaveSeeker]

Sentenced to Death by Electrocution Barbie (comes with pre-shaved head,one mandatory appeal and Court Appointed Attorney Ken)

OH SHIT!!!! I totally lost my Mt. Dew on this one!!! Thanks - I needed that.

 

[J.B.]

I don't see "Double Penetration Barbie".

just get an exacto knife.

 

[J.B.]

I don't see a stay-at-home mommy barbie

sorry.

 

[DV81]

Big Butt Barbie
Unwanted Pregnancy Barbie
White Trash Barbie
Flat-Chested Barbie
Sex For Sale Barbie
Manic Depressive Barbie
Change of Life Barbie
Co-Dependent Barbie
Bitter, Vindictive Divorcee Barbie
Man-Hating Bulldyke Barbie
Sex-for-Sale Barbie (Complete with Pimp Daddy Ken)

^these are all too common and sadly, I have met them