BARBIE'S are recyclable

I told my son Barbie was the toothfairy. He screamed and the walmart guy moseyed my way and asked if there was a problem. Of course there was. My ears were bleeding. My son has nooooooooo sense of proportion. I was only pointing it out cause a barbie collecting cousin's birthday is coming up soon and it was on sale.
 
Barbie was the toothfairy for a short while. But then she got recycled and someone else is pickin' up that slack.
 
I'd ask Siren to be the toothfairy but I'd be too busy chasing her around the coffeetable for her to give my kid a buck for his tooth. She doesn't look much like Barbie anyway. She looks like a chica whose spine won't snap at the first stiff breeze.
 
Too bad the eyes are just painted on. If there were actually something to pop out...that would be quite a sight for sore eyes.
 
if you ever finally let go of that buckeroo

:p
 
Private Vasquez said:
We're good for the envorinment. Collect us all!!

Actually...

Yet another reason Barbie sucks is that she's made of PVC which contains a number of toxic compounds. Click here for more info

But she is recycling code 3 and does have nice tits. *g*
 
PV Barbies are made of PV-C

:p
 
I dunno PV...

I'm a devout heterosexual, but Siren's surely a prime piece of tail...

(which I'm sure she's heard way too many times for that to be funny anymore)
 
PV did ya know that

:p
 
Which is a good thing. Some of those girls have been workin' for far too many years. It's time for some to hang up the plastic pumps.
 
I know misreading thread titles seems to be the trend as of late, but in one of my many moments of being a spaz, I thought it said, "Babies are recyclable!"

I thought, that Siren is one sick fuck.




Why then am I still thinking that?
 
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