Bar Pick Ups

[bounciebunny]

I'm sitting next to a man who looks like Lindsey Buckingham, and he's alone.

Tell me about your best pick ups.

To date, my only --ONLY! - pick up ended at the Waldorf-Astoria.

 

[tomboners]

In DC on business. I'm 30, recently divorced, and went to a bar over near Georgetown. She's 19, sophomore at school, and obviously interested in a bit older man. Ended up back at my hotel and spent the next 2 nights having fantastic sex.

 

[Carnevil9]

My favorite bar pickup was at the pool bar in a nude resort in the Caribbean. We were both wearing nothing but smiles. It was her last night on the property, and my first night. We exchanged emails in the morning, and spent the next four years together in a long-distance relationship.

 

[mikendel]

I have had many bar pick ups. But the 23 year old bartender I picked has been the most fun. He still calls for more fun.

 

[clarencemandingo]

There was this hot little white woman, she had long black hair and glasses with a great ass at the bar. Crazyshit though she had these long pointed teeth like a canine and was driving funeral car. That bitch was the bomb she was weaing this black business suit and the pants were so tight it looks like they painted them on her fucking ass.

She's creepy as hell though we're talking Lily Munster creepy she's from the one Funeral Home in Pittsburgh. For a couple of weeks I couldn't get the time out of her, then st. Patrick's Day night. She was at the bar and I sat beside her managed to get her to start talking to me, she was dressed in this business suit with a tight black skirt that hugged her fine ass.

Every time this bitch got off the bar stool, I kept getting panty shots of her crotch, I managed to talk to bitch to going back to my crib after she had number of white Russians. Back at my crib she was suckin the fuck out of my black cock. Shit after a while I had to pull my cock out of her mouth, I felt her sharp teeth and I could swear the crazy bitch was getting ready to sink them into my cock. Shit I got up off the couch and pulled her up, then spun her around and ripped open her top, I ripped her bra apart in the front to see those titties. Then bent that little white bitch over the side of the couch.

I pulled her tight little skirt up to her garter belt and snatched off her sexy little black Victoria Secret panties and threw them on the floor. Then I grabbed her by her long black hair and held her still, then I jammed my big black cock in her ass. She hissed like a cat, then screamed "ooooooh" every time I thrust my cock in her tight little ass. When I was done banging that little round white ass of hers, she laid on the couch, I sat in my recliner and fall asleep for a minute. I woke up then went over to where she was laying on the couch, I knelt down on the couch and spreaded her legs.

She had this hairless smooth pussy, she woke up and giggled, I shoved my big black cock in her little white pussy. Damn her pussy was tight, I tore that little pussy up, she wanted me to pull out, saying it was that time of month she might get pregnant, I said shut up bitch and emptied my nuts in her . Then I fell asleep in my recliner and when I woke up she was gone. I can't remember her name it was something like Tanya - Toney - Tara - Tina, any fucking where she was one creepy bitch, she kept staring at my fucking neck , then later on she started kissing and licking the side of it until I shoved her head down to suck my cock, but I would tear that pussy or ass up any day, she was one fine little white bitch .

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

bar pick ups are the best

 

[mysticdreamer]

My absolute best bar pickup happened when I was 23, still just a kid. At that time I had this huge fantasy about going to bed with an older woman, but I had never had the opportunity. One night I walked into a night club (Los Angeles) and saw a very attractive woman in her mid forties sitting at the bar alone. In those days I was terribly shy, and ordinarily I would not have had the nerve to approach her. But her little black dress was so short that I could see about two inches of white triangle, and that turned me on enough to be daring and sit down next to her and say hello.

I was so young and inexperienced that I didn’t have “pickup lines,” really had no idea what to say, so I started an ordinary conversation, and was delighted to soon be talking about books and movies and discovering that we had very similar tastes. We were laughing and having a great time.

She was drinking black and tans, and flashing me every time she crossed or uncrossed her legs. After a while she looked at her drink and said,”If I have another one of these, I really shouldn’t drive home.” I told her I would drive her home, and I ordered her another one. She took it. I drove her home to her very posh little apartment in the Hollywood Hills and we fucked like wild animals all night long, my most marvelous older woman fantasies at last completely fulfilled.

We had exchanged phone numbers, but all I ever got was her answering machine. She never called me back. After a while I stopped trying because it was a bit embarrassing. One night I went back to the same club and the same bar tender was working, so I asked about her. He told me not to get my hopes up. The woman had been married to a very wealthy man, was still technically married to him, but they were separated and going through complex divorce proceedings. She came to the bar and picked guys up on a regular basis, but didn’t like to get involved.

I felt a bit sad that I was never likely to take her home again, but above all I was grateful that I’d been able to have the experience.