Bar Joke

[Isolde]

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"ONE CENT!" exclaimed the guy, the barman replied "Yes."

So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy
T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"

"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"4 cents", he replies.

"FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy.

"Where's the Guy who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies,

"Same as I'm doing to his business."

 

[Starfish]

Now that's funny. I like this one.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i've got a really dumb bar joke....


Three guys walk in to a bar, the fourth one ducks.

 

[Isolde]

LOL...Willing

Cute very cute!!

 

[willywanker]

This guy is planning to go to the bar

A husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the boss." The man was on fire with enthusiam and couldn't wait to try the Doctor's advice...He rushed home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes.

Tonight, I'm going out with the boys and you're going to stay home where you belong. And another thing...you know who's going to comb my hair, adjust my pants, and then tie my bow tie?"

"I certainly do," said his wife calmly...."The undertaker."

 

[Bluenose]

very good Willy just to funny