Bar Bathroom Signs

[Rumple Foreskin]

This showed up in the morning's e-mail. Thought it might inspire some creativity on a slow Saturday. Then again, maybe not.

Rumple Foreskin


Bar Bathroom Signs ...

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.,
Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, DukeUniversity, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted togetherand have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's, "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tiredof putting up with her shit.
Men's RoomLinda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, NY.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

and lastly ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

 

[Guest]

Pilots with short stacks and low manifold pressure ... taxi up close.
Flight school lounge

Maharat

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Pilots with short stacks and low manifold pressure ... taxi up close.
Flight school lounge

Maharat

The old pilot's lament. Love it.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Some years ago, Gender Machine Works bought out Peter Manufactuaring here in Portland. The sign on the building along side I-5 was changed to read:

Gender Machine Works - Peter Division

Kinda makes you wonder where they made pussy

 

[trysail]

The [American] Civil War was fought over a verb:
The United States is or The United States are.

Alonso's (c. 1976)
Baltimore

 

[Weird Harold]

We don't piss in your ashtray so don't throw butts in our urinals.

(Not nearly as common as it used to be, since so many jurisdictions have outlawed smoking in public restrooms.)

 

[rgraham666]

Beware of gay limbo dancers written at the bottom of stall doors.

 

[oggbashan]

Don't throw toothpicks in the toilet. The crabs can pole-vault.

Og

 

[CharleyH]

This showed up in the morning's e-mail. Thought it might inspire some creativity on a slow Saturday. Then again, maybe not.

Rumple Foreskin


Bar Bathroom Signs ...

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.,
Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, DukeUniversity, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted togetherand have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's, "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tiredof putting up with her shit.
Men's RoomLinda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, NY.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

and lastly ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

I knew a chick in film school who did a short on bathroom graffiti coming to life. Fascinating.

One thing I noticed in Portugal, though, is the lack of graffiti in women's washrooms. Apparently there's tons in men's washroom's in Porto, but its all about football and politics. There ARE literal political discussions on bathroom walls (Q and A's). Amicus would be proud.

 

[jomar]

We don't piss in your ashtray so don't throw butts in our urinals.

(Not nearly as common as it used to be, since so many jurisdictions have outlawed smoking in public restrooms.)

IN many swimming pool bathrooms: We don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in our pool.

Thanks for the laugh Rumple.

 

[jayce1066]

In a seafood restaurant, bathrooms labeled "Gulls" and "Buoys".

 

[Black Tulip]

"Illegal" poster on the streets in the '80's:

I always have some month left at the end of my salary. (Loesje)

 

[Carnevil9]

“Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian, and it’s all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the cooks are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the police are German, and it’s all organized by the Italians.”

- I saw this on a sign in the bar at Fior d’Italia, North Beach, San Francisco, which claims to be the oldest Italian restaurant in the US.

“Buy a man a beer and he will waste an hour. Teach a man to brew and he will waste a lifetime”

- I saw that one in a brew-pub.

“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.”

- some bar somewhere!