banter with me, fuck the octagons

[perks]

and hurry up, this sinus medication feels too good to waste.

 

[alexandraaah]

it's late and i'm willing to put my face between the ass cheeks of your av. gimme some of that sinus medicine and we'll talk real life.

 

[perks]

actually, i just realized I forgot to take the medication, it's just a sinus infection and I'm weird... but you take it and come over.

 

[erosman]

Why did the duck cross the pond?...I mean, Why did the pond cross the duck?

 

[perks]

duck crossed the pond...lol to get to the fox.
pond crossed the duck when she dived down under.

 

[erosman]

the duck crossed the pond...because it was a holy day.

 

[perks]

Shalom!

 

[Lasz]

oy! that is too much to think about? I mean why are we talking about his, OY!

Laz

 

[erosman]

I don't know why the pond crossed the duck...I guess she'll die.

 

[erosman]

banter: to tease playfully.

If I were going to tease a ducky...I would hold her beak together and ask her, "Ducky want a quacker?"

 

[perks]

I have duck fangs

 

[erosman]

fuck dangs?

Is that like regret on the morning after? I knew it, Perky. You weren't even planning on respecting me in the morning.

 

[perks]

copacetic duck fuck sans respect... OKay I'm in. It is morning.

 

[perks]

this duck is going to bed... I'm ruffled.

 

[erosman]

Are you sure you're banterable? It must be your zones...those errogenous times.




I divide and conquer...prefer no butter or salt...pure, unadulterated, mesquite-grilled ears.