Banal thoughts go here.

[modest mouse]

Chili is often spicy.

 

[lilminx]

So is sex with me.

 

[modest mouse]

Prove it.

 

[lilminx]

It has to be in person.

 

[modest mouse]

Ok, you are about a 5 hour drive, see you around 1:30 am, please have something sexy on and a warm bath drawn(for after the deed).

 

[lilminx]

I'll be ready and waiting- just make sure I get at least an hour's sleep afterwards; parent-teacher conferences are tomorrow.

 

[modest mouse]

Mouse will make lilminxie very tired. Like you have run a marathon, except wakeing up with a big smile on your face. Besides, I'll have to turn around and drive all the way back.


*****

Cows go "Moo".

 

[lilminx]

Hmmm... maybe tomorrow night, then.

*********
There's nothing good on TV right now.

 

[SweetCherry]

Cows go "Moo".

Damn it! Now you've put a story I read to my kids in my head!

"Cows go Moo. Sheep go Baa! Three singing piggies go La la la!"

Thanks alot mouse!

 

[pabloback]

stallone is making a new rambo movie

 

[Laurel]

Del Taco fucking rocks. Quesadilla & deluxe chili cheese fries, sans chili. What else does a young pornster need?

 

[Mellon Collie]

I like paper

 

[modest mouse]

Minx...tomorrow night it is. I will have my tongue all limbered up. I hope you can make it through Friday with a sore throat, because you will be screaming like a banshee all night(except when your mouth is otherwise occupied).

*******


Water is sometimes cold, sometimes hot, always wet.

 

[SweetCherry]

Del Taco fucking rocks. Quesadilla & deluxe chili cheese fries, sans chili. What else does a young pornster need?

Well, I'm not sure if it's required, but wild monkey sex sure would be nice.

 

[modest mouse]

I have some paper.

Sheep are baaaaad.

Birds sing, owls hoot.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Apple Cider is good.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Why does a loaf of bread always have an odd number of slices?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Who counts the number of slices weirdo?

 

[Starfish]

None of your banality is that banalizing

Here....


Chili is often spicy.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Who counts the number of slices weirdo?

thank you i'm takeing that as a complement

 

[u2slow13]

begging my pardon....thought he said anal

 

[modest mouse]

I read the newspaper when my puppy pees on it.

 

[lavender]

 

[seXieleXie]

my cat's breath smells like catfood.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Why is the sky blue?



oh wait.. i know that already