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Conager

Conager

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They are basically portable petri dishes transporting all of the pathogens you encounter from one locale to the next.
 
All bathroom doors should open out.

It is required that every bathroom in a food-service facility have a sign reminding employees that they are required to wash their hands. They then have to grab the door handle that has just been touched by all the people who didn't wash their hands in order to get out of the bathroom.
 
How many times do you let another person touch your phone during a day? Never.
 
Bring back chauffeurs.

Uber drivers don't open your doors for you.
 
DeluxAuto said:
How many times do you let another person touch your phone during a day? Never.
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How many times do you wash your hands a day before each swipe? Your phone carries the germs of every surface you have touched since you last washed your hands.

I did not anticipate the need to include remedial sanitation practices in this thread, so thank you for reminding me about the audience here!
 
Conager said:
How many times do you wash your hands a day before each swipe? Your phone carries the germs of every surface you have touched since you last washed your hands.

I did not anticipate the need to include remedial sanitation practices in this thread, so thank you for reminding me about the audience here!
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DeluxDipshit is a germ.
 
Bring back doormen!

I remember in my youth storage were proud to have automatic opening doors. Now the only time you see that is when a store has a lot of shopping cart traffic in and out. (Trollies for you heathens that do archaic English)
 
DeluxAuto said:
How many times do you let another person touch your phone during a day? Never.
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You "never" let anyone touch your phone? Ever?

You either don't have one, or you're the most perverted and introverted person in the universe.

I show off the pictures I take on a daily basis, I lend my phone to people who need to call someone to come help them, I have let people call 911 on my phone in an emergency, I have handed my phone to someone else because the caller called ME because the person I gave the phone to doesn't have a phone, and so on.

This doesn't even consider how many times every day I put my phone down on a surface that other people have touched/used.

The dumbest are all those people out there who think they need to "sanitize" or "disinfect" their phone. Meanwhile they use their bare hands to take off their shoes that they've been walking around in ALL DAM DAY LONG through only God knows what kind of a biological cesspit.

And, let's not even get into kissing...
 
Conager said:
Bring back doormen!

I remember in my youth storage were proud to have automatic opening doors. Now the only time you see that is when a store has a lot of shopping cart traffic in and out. (Trollies for you heathens that do archaic English)
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Bring back butlers!
 
Conager said:
How many times do you wash your hands a day before each swipe? Your phone carries the germs of every surface you have touched since you last washed your hands.

I did not anticipate the need to include remedial sanitation practices in this thread, so thank you for reminding me about the audience here!
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Most civilised people wash their hands no matter of an outbreak. I did not anticipate a bottom dweller to know that to be true.
 
Bring back milkman.

Less trips for Fata to Aldi, and it increases genetic diversity.
 
HisArpy said:
You "never" let anyone touch your phone? Ever?

You either don't have one, or you're the most perverted and introverted person in the universe.

I show off the pictures I take on a daily basis, I lend my phone to people who need to call someone to come help them, I have let people call 911 on my phone in an emergency, I have handed my phone to someone else because the caller called ME because the person I gave the phone to doesn't have a phone, and so on.

This doesn't even consider how many times every day I put my phone down on a surface that other people have touched/used.

The dumbest are all those people out there who think they need to "sanitize" or "disinfect" their phone. Meanwhile they use their bare hands to take off their shoes that they've been walking around in ALL DAM DAY LONG through only God knows what kind of a biological cesspit.

And, let's not even get into kissing...
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Not everyone is as dumb as you, Derpy.

Thank fuck.
 
DeluxDipshit said:
Most civilised people wash their hands no matter of an outbreak. I did not anticipate a bottom dweller to know that to be true.
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This would explain why you don't know fuck-all.

You are lower than whale shit. What would that make you?
 
DeluxAuto said:
Most civilised people wash their hands no matter of an outbreak. I did not anticipate a bottom dweller to know that to be true.
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So, you open a door, then go wash? Grab an item off the shelf, touched by at least the dude that stocked it and anyone else that fondled it, then go wash? You ascend or descend stairs with the aid of a handrail, then go wash? You handle cash, then go wash? You used a credit card machine, then go wash? You steady the roll of plastic bags in the produce department before tearing one off, then go wash? You hand your tickets to the ticket taker, then receive back your ticket stubs, then go wash? You accept the beverage cup from the cashier, then go wash?

That's a lot of washing.

Be sure to wash after handling the lotion bottle!
 
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