BAH! HUMBUG!

[Guest]

Anyone fancy a humbug? They're lovely

Merry Christmas, one and all. I'm feeling mighty festive in my tinsel boa, white beard (borrowed from ZZ Top) and bulbous red nose (I'm suffering from a crippling dose of gout after that little soiree round Guy and Madonna's new pad. Did you all get an invite?)

Anyway, have a naughty day.

luv Da Monkee Boy (you've got to give yourself a silly Christmas name. It's traditional).
xxx

NURSE! Fetch me another jug of that firewater, my good woman. To hang with what those meddlesome doctors say.

Oi! Mind my Christmas baubles! Those things are delicate.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Merry Christmas Rog darling ...

ohhhh my that nose is rather bulbous today .... n'est-ce pas, cheri? Rudolph will be jealous ... lol

festive kisses,
Tarty Tinsel PattiCake

 

[Guest]

Hahaha. There could be a big career in porn for you with a name like that.

Have a cool yule, Bella.

 

[Gingersnap]

Humbugs are my favorite food group

Oh my dear darling Roger!!! That bulbous nose flashing all red and wet at me is something that fairly takes my breath away.........

 

[Svedish_Chef]

So is that what you call a humbug Ginger?


RabbitGrinchChef