BAH HUMBUG! I've Grown Old!

[alexander tzara]

After a year or so as Alexander Tzara, I've reached 1000 posts without even realising it. Shite, shite, shite! Well, that's my "stop before ya reach a thousand" policy out da window.

Ok, so how do I get one of those glittery titles under my name, and how do I post under my other monickers, Roger Simian and Rachel Picabia? Weird shit keeps happening with cookies. I sign off and when I return to the board again it signs me back in again without my permission. It's most annoying.

Mind you. Maybe *Lazer* will tempt Gingersnap back for a heart-rending reunion with her young Transatlantic love, Mr Simian (with Rachel P as a chaperone, of course).

Anyway, Bah Humbug to one and all.

Ebenezer Tzara
(old before my time)
xxx

 

[KillerMuffin]

You are such a twit sometimes, Rog, but we adore you. Not too closely, of course. Lazer is a medical professional and, well, that's just scary when you think about all the things she has access to. But we do adore you and all your various incarnations.

So now that the 1000 rule is shot to shit, hit user cp then edit profile.

Long distance and very, very platonically respectful smooches.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Pfffft.... long time no see, Simian.

 

[alexander tzara]

Hee hee hee. You mean like this, KM?

Don't worry, Myst - Simian will return (as soon as someone tells me how ta get him past the bouncers.)

 

[alexander tzara]

Does nobody know how I go about coming in here under my other names without being barred by the "cookie" monster?

 

[SweetCherry]

User CP,. then edit options. Uncheck auto long-on. THat should do it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay, AT, got the walker back all detailed for ya. Even stuck on the Lawrence Welk bumper sticker on it like you wanted. Did you find your white loafers? No, poor thing.

Here you go.

My you do look nice with those black knees socks and orange plaid shorts. Interesting combination with that pink shirt. Ready for a little shuffleboard? You know your gerantologist told you to stay active if you want to spend your last few years out of bed.

Sure, I know that Ginger really makes your day when she does "smegma duty" but honestly, I think she'd like her old gents to be a bit sprier than that.

*chortles* He's gonna kill me.

 

[SweetCherry]

KM, no worries. You can take him. I mean, hell, an old guy can't possibly run that fast.

 

[alexander tzara]

Why I oughta! *shaking fist* You get back here, ya young scamps. I saw you pinching apples from the tree!

Uhm... uh...

What was the question again?

 

[Guest]

AHA! I'm back and I'm 1000 posts old! Thanks for the advice, Sweet Cherry. This is my first post of 2001 and I feel rejuvinated.

Gingersnap, Gingersnap - where art thou Gingersnap?

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Hey, you old buggers! I'm still a spritely young thing, and I've been here the longest of the lot of yas.

rach
xox

 

[*Lazer*]

Right here my luscious Snasuage bit. Okay I guess it is time for Gingersnap to make er reappearence so here goes nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Laurel]

Alex, Roger, AND Rachel!

Boy, all the old timers are coming out of the woodwork. Must be the holidays.

 

[Gingersnap]

Here I am oh light of my life.......... Congrats and sorry I wasn't around to see you cross the threshold into errrrrr, ummmm ah whatever it is that comes with the 1000th posting. I will still love and adore you gray hairs and all my morsel of shortbread.

 

[Laurel]

Wow, and Gingersnap too!

Where's Tiny Tim?

 

[Gingersnap]

He keeps trying to get into bed with Rog and me but we keep throwing the little bugger out. BTW Laurel ain't nothing "little" about Tiny Tim! Hee hee

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Hello, there, Madam Cliterotica. How's yer Manu? How's Cali4nia?

And, Gingersnap! Nice to see you in your Catholic schoolgirl skirt and shiny "Stoopid" badge. Are you lookin' for some lady-love, by any chance?

rach
xox

 

[Gingersnap]

Come on over Racheal and we can try on my new teddies together and later I will brush your hair and ummmm we can try out that new lipgloss....... ah heh heh heh

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Nah, forget the pyjama party crapola, Snaparoonee, just grab a tub of icecream 'n' I'll meet you in the shower,

rach
xox

 

[Gingersnap]

All right my little love tea cake. Hitting the showers NOW!!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You stupid scottish twit!

ooch aye.

And I was waiting to see the next incarnation too.

DAMN

 

[Thumper]

Alex T

I like this guy...and Roger too

Now where in blue blazes is Flagg?

 

[Renegade]

One-thousand posts already?? Good lord, you posting monsters. Slow down for awhile and let the rest of us catch up to you two maniacs. Like it's not hard enough to keep up with everyone else without worrying about you two also. We only have ten fingers over here for typing you know?! Sheesh.

 

[Gingersnap]

Ya well Ren honey some of us have a life off the BB.

 

[Renegade]

There are people on the board that actually have a life?? You learn something new everyday around here. You and Roger planning on introducing me to any of them sometime?