Badasses Unite

[Eumenides]

So, I have a bunch of sweetie friends that think they're badasses.

Sign up for a membership card here.


















It also entitles you to good sex if you're up for it.

 

[Private Vasquez]

My ass is perfectly well-behaved, thanks.

 

[Bindii]

Gee I don't know, I thought my ass was pretty good actually.....

 

[Eumenides]

Both of your asses are so good...well, I can't finish that statement...gotta go for a bit...getting hot in here...

Oh, wait, I'll just look at the hairy nipple, and all will be returned to normal.

 

[amelia]

i am a badass! and a meanie just ask debbie!

 

[Eumenides]

i am a badass! and a meanie just ask debbie!

Where is the queen of the sweetheart badasses when you need her?

And where's Nora?

Geesh

 

[Phoenyx]

Signs up.

 

[Cibo]

I'm one bad mofo...phear me!

 

[Eumenides]

Welcome Cibo and Pheonyx.

You're here for the sex, right?

And Cibo, I most certainly fear your spelling.

 

[Debbie]

Where is the queen of the sweetheart badasses when you need her?

And where's Nora?

Geesh

Nora, Emoodie says you are queen of the sweetheart badasses.

 

[Sandia]

I'm signing up for the sex part.
Thank you.










(In advance)

 

[427cobra]

Well I'm not one to gloat but I make Darth Vader look like a simpering momma's boy with a bucket on his head.

 

[Eumenides]

Nora, Emoodie says you are queen of the sweetheart badasses.

Misinterpreting me again, Debbie? That's very badassish of you!

Sandia--the sex is free...

 

[Phoenyx]

Welcome Cibo and Pheonyx.

You're here for the sex, right?

Is there any other reason?

 

[Eumenides]

Well I'm not one to gloat but I make Darth Vader look like a simpering momma's boy with a bucket on his head.

You mean he wasn't?


I'm always wrong about this stuff.

 

[427cobra]

You mean he wasn't?


I'm always wrong about this stuff.

LMAFO. Ok but I him make look even worse.........or better depending on your view.

 

[Cibo]

Welcome Cibo and Pheonyx.

You're here for the sex, right?

And Cibo, I most certainly fear your spelling.

Damn right...

Nothing wrong with my l33t spelling.

 

[QuickDuck]

ok a few others have pointed out that they have good asses (please send photographic proof so i can be sure ), but do you have feathers? nooooooooo you don;t!

its all in the way you "shake a tail feather baby".... hmm ya know, that would make a good song

 

[Nora]

huh? wha? badwha?

 

[Eumenides]

ok a few others have pointed out that they have good asses (please send photographic proof so i can be sure ), but do you have feathers? nooooooooo you don;t!

its all in the way you "shake a tail feather baby".... hmm ya know, that would make a good song

You're stalking me, aren't you?

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

LMAO

 

[Phoenyx]

Well I'm not one to gloat but I make Darth Vader look like a simpering momma's boy with a bucket on his head.

Yeah right. In your Dreams little boy..

 

[Eumenides]

huh? wha? badwha?

Miss innocent arrives...finally.

 

[Debbie]

Misinterpreting me again, Debbie? That's very badassish of you!

Sorry i was hoping for a different title.
Im more of a princess. Princess meaniie

 

[QuickDuck]

You're stalking me, aren't you?

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

LMAO

hmm you would look pretty weird with a little yellow rubber duck following you around

 

[Nora]

Who's a badass?