OOC and IC welcome - Although in theory everything is IC
I won't be anal about it. DW. Err, I guess if it's anal you want..
The florescent lights flicker briefly and are accompanied by a laser's beam. The blue ray shoots into the room and a holographic image presents itself in front of you.
"Good morning, afternoon, evening. My name is Marc version two point one two. Welcome to your user station. If you are a new guest, please continue viewing the tutorial. If you are familiar with Bad_Thad's Virtual Zone please identify and situate yourself."
Another hologram appears at Mark's right. He slowly moves his flickering hand to the bulleted list.
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2984/startreky.jpg
[User Login Station]
Mark's hand stops next to BT's Virtual Zone, the text is now highlighted and a new screen flashes.
Established in 2010, Bad_Thad's Virtual Zone caters to patrons of all ages, tastes and preferences. If you are familiar with "The Matrix", you have a fair understanding of how we are able to accommodate you. Our fully functional visitor stations use state of the art, cross platform (Dermatological & Neurological) technology that allows instantaneous setting placement. Essentially, visitors can create custom rooms, or settings, at their own personal discretion.
The screen blinks and is now dark. The green menu text reappears. Mark's hand moves down to the rules bullet before this screen also gives way.
Please be aware of the current guests. Current bandwidth limitations allow us at present, the capability of housing a single setting on our server. This setting is to be set by the first person to login at an empty status.
Arguments are to be handled outside the Virtual Zone. Our studies indicate that with sufficient anger, a person puts incredible strain on our system. It goes without saying that for some reason, the same amplitude of sexual ventilation has no affect on our technology.
In order to establish the current room setting please make sure to first wash your hand (especially the thumb used for setting creation). Then slip your thumb into the nearby port access, located at your right. Press down on the screen with your thumb. Lie down on the table next to the screen. Think of your setting and close your eyes.
If you would like a default setting, please select "Default" on the screen before pressing your thumb down. You may feel a small prick under your thumb. This is just a small injection of transmittable material. This allows us to use the epidermis of your entire body as a transmission point (the entire process of plasma ingestion on average concludes within 7-12 nanoseconds).
IE.. You are now able to freely visualize and experience your mind in the first person without the need of clumsy hookups and gadgets.
Once you are logged onto the server you will join with other visitors in setting.
We hope you enjoy your stay at Bad_Thad's Virtual Zone. Maids are on staff for additional cleaning of equipment. Tissues are located to your left and are for your own personal convenience.
Edit: 01/06/10
Due to popular demand, Virtual Sleeping is now allowed on the server.
Regards,
Virtual Zone Administrative Team
The holographs disappear and the lights dim to a faint glow.
I won't be anal about it. DW. Err, I guess if it's anal you want..
The florescent lights flicker briefly and are accompanied by a laser's beam. The blue ray shoots into the room and a holographic image presents itself in front of you.
"Good morning, afternoon, evening. My name is Marc version two point one two. Welcome to your user station. If you are a new guest, please continue viewing the tutorial. If you are familiar with Bad_Thad's Virtual Zone please identify and situate yourself."
Another hologram appears at Mark's right. He slowly moves his flickering hand to the bulleted list.
- BT's Virtual Zone
- Rules
- BT's Thread Ideas/Author Notes
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2984/startreky.jpg
[User Login Station]
Mark's hand stops next to BT's Virtual Zone, the text is now highlighted and a new screen flashes.
Established in 2010, Bad_Thad's Virtual Zone caters to patrons of all ages, tastes and preferences. If you are familiar with "The Matrix", you have a fair understanding of how we are able to accommodate you. Our fully functional visitor stations use state of the art, cross platform (Dermatological & Neurological) technology that allows instantaneous setting placement. Essentially, visitors can create custom rooms, or settings, at their own personal discretion.
The screen blinks and is now dark. The green menu text reappears. Mark's hand moves down to the rules bullet before this screen also gives way.
Please be aware of the current guests. Current bandwidth limitations allow us at present, the capability of housing a single setting on our server. This setting is to be set by the first person to login at an empty status.
Arguments are to be handled outside the Virtual Zone. Our studies indicate that with sufficient anger, a person puts incredible strain on our system. It goes without saying that for some reason, the same amplitude of sexual ventilation has no affect on our technology.
In order to establish the current room setting please make sure to first wash your hand (especially the thumb used for setting creation). Then slip your thumb into the nearby port access, located at your right. Press down on the screen with your thumb. Lie down on the table next to the screen. Think of your setting and close your eyes.
If you would like a default setting, please select "Default" on the screen before pressing your thumb down. You may feel a small prick under your thumb. This is just a small injection of transmittable material. This allows us to use the epidermis of your entire body as a transmission point (the entire process of plasma ingestion on average concludes within 7-12 nanoseconds).
IE.. You are now able to freely visualize and experience your mind in the first person without the need of clumsy hookups and gadgets.
Once you are logged onto the server you will join with other visitors in setting.
We hope you enjoy your stay at Bad_Thad's Virtual Zone. Maids are on staff for additional cleaning of equipment. Tissues are located to your left and are for your own personal convenience.
Edit: 01/06/10
Due to popular demand, Virtual Sleeping is now allowed on the server.
Regards,
Virtual Zone Administrative Team
The holographs disappear and the lights dim to a faint glow.
