Bad taste jokes

[Karen Kraft]

If you are offended by this traditional genre, keep it to yourself.

What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children's playground!

 

[mypoliticalalt]

I don't get it.

 

[Karen Kraft]

I don't get it.

Doggie has four legs, right?

Now it has an arm in its mouth.

Get it? I could send a picture.....

 

[mypoliticalalt]

Doggie has four legs, right?

Now it has an arm in its mouth.

Get it? I could send a picture.....

Where did he get the arm?

 

[mscreen]

Where did he get the arm?

Oh my.

 

[mypoliticalalt]

Oh my.

You're missing an arm?

 

[mscreen]

You're missing an arm?

Indeed. I just hope the poor dog doesn't choke.

 

[mypoliticalalt]

I think I'm offended and I don't even know why.

 

[Comshaw]

I think I'm offended and I don't even know why.

Just relax and let it sink in.....5....4....3.....2.....



Comshaw

 

[Lost Cause]

A guy is sitting on his porch when his girlfriend comes out of the house with suitcases packed.

He asks, "Where are you going?"



She replies, "I heard downtown that you're a pedophile!"



He comes back, "Whoa, that's a mighty big word for a twelve year old."

 

[Songcatcher]

Ahaha.

 

[Karen Kraft]

A guy is sitting on his porch when his girlfriend comes out of the house with suitcases packed.

He asks, "Where are you going?"



She replies, "I heard downtown that you're a pedophile!"



He comes back, "Whoa, that's a mighty big word for a twelve year old."

LOL

I liked it.

 

[The Mutt]

A Priest and a a Rabbi are walking down the street. They see a little boy bending over to tie his shoe.

The Priest says, "Boy, I'd like to screw him."

The Rabbi says, "Out of what?"

 

[KingOrfeo]

Why can't Helen Keller have babies?







































Because she's dead!

 

[Karen Kraft]

Why can't Helen Keller have babies?







































Because she's dead!

When alive, why did it hurt her to masturbate at night?

Because every morning she burns her fingers reading the morning waffle iron.

 

[The Mutt]

Doctor: "It's bad news, Bob. You have cancer and Alzheimer's."

Bob: "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

 

[Lost Cause]

A man's wife came into the bedroom wearing a sexy nightie.

She told him "Tie me up & do what you want."


So he tied her up, fucker her sister, and went fishing!

 

[Lost Cause]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

 

[Lost Cause]

My wife asked me to make love to her like in the movies.

So I fucked her in the ass and came on her face. Now she's pissed.



I guess we don't watch the same movies.

 

[Luminatri]

7 Englishmen and an Irishman in a Rape line up.
The Victim walks in and Paddy steps forward and shouts...
"Thats her, The Miserable Cunt!

 

[blunt_trauma]

knock knock

 

[Phelia]

knock knock

Who's there?

 

[great lover]

Who's there?

GL

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Where did he get the arm?

From one of Ulaven Demorte's kids.

Or from the child of any other Litster who would refuse to pull the trigger when they saw this dangerous animal wandering into their midst.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

"I'm so fucking rich I even got me a BLACK/ASIAN/etc. girlfriend."

Now that's epically tasteless, offensive, stereotypical, wrong, etc., but I sinned horribly when I heard this: I laughed my ass off.