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Bramblethorn

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That's the name of the blog but I have to say, some of them look pretty great:

Lon Ewing snowboarded in and turned economist Corey Levigne’s life upside down, introducing him to a world he didn’t know existed. Corey’s still adjusting to a boyfriend who shifts into an otter and raids the koi pond—and now Lon says Corey’s department chair is a werewolf?

Wolves at the university, wolves in the bank—across Lon’s desk sits Professor Melvin Vadas and his hench-wolves, demanding a construction loan for the pack’s new lodge in the mountains. There’s just one little problem: the proposed building site is home to a breeding population of rare fish.

What do wolves care for stupid human rules, an otter who’d barely make a good snack, or one pesky man determined to protect the environment? Once they’re snout to snout with Corey and Lon there’s more than silverscale dace on the Endangered Species list.
- "Otter Chaos"

They also do "Objectified Scotsman Thursday":

The group of burly men who lived and worked as soldiers in the Scottish highlands manning a remote military installation had a secret: they had all developed tentacles during a freak accident with a hyper-dimensional energy generator that made a rift in the fabric of space-time. Now, they hide their tentacles as best they can, but they can’t hide them forever. What happens when they go home? Dan has a girlfriend who is going to be very surprised! - "Men In Kilts With Tentacles and The Women Who Love Them"
 
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I thought you'd made it up at first! A Lord ... who is a were-otter, but there are were-wolves too .... God, I really feel for the editor of that one!
 
Oh; a shape-shifter, huh ?

Apparently shapeshifter romance is a big seller, but that's the first one I've seen with a were-otter.

They also have one with howler monkey shifters. Maybe just me, but shifting from a primate into a different primate seems unambitious.
 
Apparently shapeshifter romance is a big seller, but that's the first one I've seen with a were-otter.

They also have one with howler monkey shifters. Maybe just me, but shifting from a primate into a different primate seems unambitious.
Only going from one ape to another, sure. I prefer selkies, were-seals, but such shapeshifting marine mammals probably do not smell great. Were-manatees, ick. How about were-bears, were-cats, were-bison, were-armadillos. Or beyond mammalia -- go for were-lizards, were-eagles, were-octopi (tentacle monsters!), were-mantids, were-tarantulas, were-salamanders. And were-sharks, whose human forms are as attorneys.
 

Back when I had the store A guy came in with several boxes of these old pulps, 900 all told everything from horror to sci fi to westerns, Romance to the sleaze detective and flat out sleaze.

Most of these things don't sell for a lot, but I made back the money on a half dozen that had original Lovecraft stories in them.

I also kept about a hundred for myself:eek:

Half I have never read, but I love the lurid over the top covers.
 
Only going from one ape to another, sure. I prefer selkies, were-seals, but such shapeshifting marine mammals probably do not smell great. Were-manatees, ick. How about were-bears, were-cats, were-bison, were-armadillos. Or beyond mammalia -- go for were-lizards, were-eagles, were-octopi (tentacle monsters!), were-mantids, were-tarantulas, were-salamanders. And were-sharks, whose human forms are as attorneys.

There was one in there about a law firm full of T-Rexes, but I don't think they were shifters. Also one with a billionaire stegosaurus who apparently liked human guys.
 
I think that the list is incomplete.
Let us not forget that most terrible, most awesome, most scarifying thing to ever be:-


"More scary than Dracula, more disturbing that King Solomon's mines, this movie
is pure magical science.
" [the Dane County Observer]

:)
 
:D

Ogg, I love that phrase, she 'had the passion of a lesbian'!!!

BT - that image lends a whole new meaning to the idea of a 'space-hopper'!
 
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As my Yorkshire Granny-in-Law used to say; "there's nowt so queer as folk."
 
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