Bad Random Life Tips.

[enQji]

Call your black friend "n*ggah". It's ok, we say that to eachother all the time. And if the "h" at the end sounds weird to you, go ahead use the hard R. Nobody really cares.

 

[Baldo_bearded]

Late in the morning and in a hurry? Your windshield really only need a 2 inch "visor scrape" to be perfectly functional.

 

[LeSabreur]

You really, really don't need to pull out when she says that. The odds of an "accident" are a million to one.

 

[latecomer91364]

Never underestimate the ability of your face to put out a campfire.

Just ask Fire Marshall Bill.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If there are scary lights lighting up your car's dashboard, just put post it notes on them. If you can't see the warning lights the problems aren't real!

 

[LeSabreur]

If it burns when you pee, just drink more water...you'll be fine.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Guys, when your woman says “We need to talk,” remind her that sex is more fun and ask “Can we fuck instead?” Sex guaranteed.