Bad poetry you're hiding from us...

[WickedEve]

We all, or most of us, have written bad poetry. Poems with cliché's galore, no rhythm, and rhymes like kiss/bliss, sigh/cry. Do you have poems stashed away that you're too embarrassed to show anyone?

Post your stinkers here so we can laugh at them. Or so we can, at least, see what went wrong and maybe learn from your mistakes.

I guess I'll go first. I have a lot to choose from.

I'd like to offer you my infamous About My Panties poem. It's the first poem that I ever submitted to literotica. Somehow, this poem continuously popped up on in the #1 position in the top list. Fortunately, it's no longer available.

About My Panties

My panties cling to my cunt
Wetness flows between my lips
Dark hairs curl with moisture
Drop of pussy dew drips

Trickles so hot and nasty
Runs down my thigh
Feeling coming from inside my panties
Makes me sweat and sigh

I'm hanging my head and my panties in shame.

 

[Sweetwood]

Oh my God..... aren't you ashamed *laughs*

Eve, that is one hell of a poem..... could have been from ?????? ????? oh hell never mind I'm just gonna get myself in trouble... *Laughs*http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/astrosmiley.gif

Here is my poem of shame:

Fires

My being burns brightly
My spirit soars spritely
When I am with you

Within my heart
I behold the art
That warms through and through

The art is your beauty
Your soul ‚tis so lovely
And also your mind

Your touch sets a fire
And makes me a spire
That reaches the sky

And melting in body
Becoming a fire and
One by and by

Inside of the gesture
We behold the other
And find we’re one kind


*my blush is in full bloom, terrifically embarrassed and I promise on the grave of my Great Great Uncle Albert Steinrueck that I never wrote this for Sweetwife, honey please leave the whip in the drawer* I am a loss for words for this one.

Sweetshame

 

[WickedEve]

This isn't for sweetwife? Ohhhh! She going to get the ass-brush out for this!

And I know my Panties stink! I mean the poem stinks.

 

[KatPurrs]

This isn't poetry!!!!!!!

This is TRIPE!!! Good GOD!!! What was I thinking?? LOL

"THE PATHWAY TO YOUR TEMPLE OF HARDNESS" ????

"SUGAR WALLS"????

Grab a bucket and read on....OMG.....Presenting my 1st poem.
I'm such a good sport, I amaze MYSELF!!! hahahaha

"What a Girl Wants"

I want to hold you in my arms and offer you long, deep, wet kisses.
I want to taste the sweetness of your lips and tongue.

I want to glide myself over you as I lick and nibble you from head to toe.
I want you to feel my hot breath as it passes over your bare skin.

I want to get your nipples between my teeth and bite ever so gently until I feel them harden at my tongue flicking over them as they're caught in the clench of my teeth.

I want to work my way down your stomach, savoring the scent and taste of the pathway to your temple of hardness and the downy softness of your balls.

I want to have you on your back with my hands under your ass as I lick your balls, taking them one at a time into my mouth and then both at the same time.

I want to see your cock in my hand as I stroke you.... as I caress your balls and grab your sack and stretch it out until it's shiny.

I want to find that magic place where if I apply just enough pressure along your shaft, I'll milk out the beautiful clear love juice that tastes as sweet as honey and I want to lap it up with yummy licks and sucks.

I want to run my tongue from the base of your hard cock, enjoying the ridges of your blood-filled veins, all the way to the beautiful tip where I can flick my tongue around and in your seminal hole.

I want to take your cock in my mouth, getting it at just the right angle as I am crouched over you like a tiger as she prepares to eat her prey, so I can swallow you whole, feeling your cock glide down my throat and then I want to hold it there for a while while I massage it with my tongue.

I want to make you moan and groan and cry out, "Oh God! That feels soooooooo good. What are you doing to me?"

And then......

I want to take you inside my sugar walls, me on top, riding you and rocking you and loving you.

I want you to know that while I realize I can never possess you full-time, I will possess you for the time we will be together for I will be a woman-possessed. Possessed by your beautiful love.

BARF !!!! lol

Kat~

 

[WickedEve]

I almost wet myself reading that! Oh kittypurr! I can't believe you shared that! tee hee hee hee... tee hee. lol Knowing the poetry you write now, I can't believe you wrote that! lol

I mean, good poem.
Thanks for sharing. Really!

WE

tee hee hee hee
hee hee
hee

 

[Sweetwood]

Publishing

And I thought mine and Wicked Eve's were bad. People we have to get these published . We would be making a ton of money believe me.

.... I am howling..... uhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Oh baby... oh baby .... oh do me ..... take me ....take me now puleeeezzzzze..

Sweet-hard

 

[WickedEve]

I can't compete with katpurrs poem but..

I found lots of stinkers! Some I will NEVER share. lol

too much

Is it my fault that I care too much?
That I want your love, your lips, your touch?

Is it my fault I lust too much?
That I crave your cock, your balls, and such?

Is it my fault I worship too much?
And that I need my Master so much?


OMG! Is it my fault that this poems sucks so much? I swear I didn't write it. Honestly!

I want you

Passion, lust, desire
Yes, I admit
I feel those for you more than just a bit

But there is more
I want to look in your eyes
I want to hold you close enough to feel your sighs

And still there is more
Hand in hand, I want to walk
Share secrets with you and laugh and talk

I always want more
I want to kiss your lips and face
and know that I make your heart race

You make me want more
I want to make love with you
And I simply want you


I want to puke!

I must go bathe myself now. I feel dirty.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Publishing

And I thought mine and Wicked Eve's were bad. People we have to get these published . We would be making a ton of money believe me.

.... I am howling..... uhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Oh baby... oh baby .... oh do me ..... take me ....take me now puleeeezzzzze..

Sweet-hard

I can't even read katpurrs' poem without getting hysterical! LOL I'm sorry Kat. I can't help it. tee heeeeeeeeeee

 

[Lauren Hynde]

LOL

You guys really suck!

OK, I only started writing 2 months ago, always at my computer and when things start to go awry I just delete the file. And I never finish those poems. So there! It's not that I don't want to, I just that if I don't like something I just don't show it. Except My Hot Wet Tight Pussy. Wasn't very proud of that one...

Oooo, I've got a terrible poem I can't understand how I could have ever writen but it's in portuguese and it's 4 pages long. It's so bad that I really couldn't be bothered to translate it to you. I could be bothered to burn it, though...

 

[WickedEve]

LOL

You guys really suck!

OK, I only started writing 2 months ago, always at my computer and when things start to go awry I just delete the file. And I never finish those poems. So there! It's not that I don't want to, I just that if I don't like something I just don't show it. Except My Hot Wet Tight Pussy. Wasn't very proud of that one...

Oooo, I've got a terrible poem I can't understand how I could have ever writen but it's in portuguese and it's 4 pages long. It's so bad that I really couldn't be bothered to translate it to you. I could be bothered to burn it, though...

4 pages long in Portuguese?!!!
Okay, who else has a bad poem... in English and less than 4 pages?! lol

 

[KatPurrs]

Did I win? Did I win? huh? Did I?

I almost wet myself reading that! Oh kittypurr! I can't believe you shared that! tee hee hee hee... tee hee. lol Knowing the poetry you write now, I can't believe you wrote that! lol

I mean, good poem.
Thanks for sharing. Really!

WE

tee hee hee hee
hee hee
hee

Look WE, I knew you were down. You needed a boost! I thought, now what would perk this Wicked Woman up? What does this girl want? *lightbulb* AHA!!!! You owe me one girl. I have just showed my ass to the entire world for you! LOL Now what do I get? hmmmm? Make it something REALLY nice! I deserve it!!!!

Kat~

 

[WickedEve]

I swear, kat, if this was a competition, you'd win! I can't even read it again without having a giggle fit!
I definitely owe you one!!!

 

[nakedangelina]

Hehe hoho tete

OKay guys, for this I had to dig in my closet and dig out the notebooks. Damn, I have some real true dingers!!
Here is one of them, try not to roll out of your seat laughing while reading this...

(it is so bad I did not even title it )

He is asking me a question -
"My favorite color is blue."
I say again, he must not have heard me
"I will not sleep wit you."
He's laughing like I told a joke
he knows something I don't know
He doesn't care about my feelings
and he doesn't want to take it slow.
I'm so tierd of these games
he thinks that I'll give in
but I won't, I'll go home tonight
wondering what it is like to sleep with him.
And the next time I run into him
he'll be thinking I'm all his
he'll laugh and joke and try his hardest
but he won't even get a kiss.

That, my friends, is what I would call a double barfer!!

(Kat, I'm laughing, I am sooo laughing. )

 

[Sweetwood]

Kat Purrs Winning Hands Down

Sorry Kat but you do suck the best here ....... You have my vote for the worlds most entertaining poem .....

Sweetgiggles

We will quote from it in your eulogy..... you will never hear the end of it Kat

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Hehe hoho tete

OKay guys, for this I had to dig in my closet and dig out the notebooks. Damn, I have some real true dingers!!
Here is one of them, try not to roll out of your seat laughing while reading this...

You're going to have to dig deeper in that closet. After reading kat's, I require more than just standard sucking.

 

[WickedEve]

Katpurrs, can I use "temple of hardness and the downy softness of your balls" in my sig line? I was thinking of using a variation like: I want to worship at your temple of hardness and bounce on the downy softness of your balls.

 

[nakedangelina]

Re: Re: Hehe hoho tete

You're going to have to dig deeper in that closet. After reading kat's, I require more than just standard sucking.

Geez, I have never had any trouble with sucking before...

 

[WickedEve]

KatPurrs is actually a GOOD Poet!

Okay, seriously, Katpurrs kicks butt with her poetry!

Check out her Poems!

 

[nakedangelina]

I forfeit to Kat's suckiness...
but I will submit another pretty sucky one just for the hell of it.

Love is a vicious circle
going round and round
sometimes it's noise is deafening
sometimes there is no sound.
It ties us into
emotional knots
and in it's web of feelings
we often get caught.
It's confusing to our minds
and frightening to our hearts.
It's the joy of a kiss
as bitter sweet as tarts.
Sometimes we're sure it's why we live
sometimes it makes us want to die
and in love's massive confusion
it always makes us cry.

Argh. Ick.

WE, you are so right, Katpurrs is an excellent poet, her work is always a good read.

 

[KatPurrs]

Re: KatPurrs is actually a GOOD Poet!

Okay, seriously, Katpurrs kicks butt with her poetry!

Check out her Poems!

Oh, give it up Eve!!! I'm ruined!.... Ruined I tell you! LOL...

 

[WickedEve]

Poor Poet KatPurrs

You're right. Everyone will now say, "Hey, it's that chick with the sucky poem!"

 

[WickedEve]

nakedangelina

You're a bad poet wannabe! lol

 

[KatPurrs]

Re: Kat Purrs Winning Hands Down

Sorry Kat but you do suck the best here ....... You have my vote for the worlds most entertaining poem .....

Sweetgiggles

We will quote from it in your eulogy..... you will never hear the end of it Kat

The most entertaining poem.....my, Sweetwood, you get the award for most diplomatic....a temple-shaped, phallic trophy complete with downy balls....LOL ...

And I shall be known as The Queen of Suck.....well there is that oral fetish of mine, you know. It does seem fitting after all.

Kat~

 

[KatPurrs]

Katpurrs, can I use "temple of hardness and the downy softness of your balls" in my sig line? I was thinking of using a variation like: I want to worship at your temple of hardness and bounce on the downy softness of your balls.

What'll ya give me for it? LOL Make it good Eve. Or forget it!

 

[KatPurrs]

Re: Poor Poet KatPurrs

You're right. Everyone will now say, "Hey, it's that chick with the sucky poem!"

I'm famous!! You like me! You really like me!!!!