Bad Erotica Thread?

[Anopheles]

Hi all,

One of the things that I found most interesting is really cheesy, corny, silly prose in erotica. I know that us budding and experienced writers spend a lot of time trying to write the best lit that we can, but does anyone agree with me that sometimes it's fun to just sleaze and cheese it up, regardless of how crappy it might be?

If anyone is interested in getting a few friendly, light hearted chuckles, then I know I would personally love to see some "well it seemed to really be great at the time" examples, because I know I sure have plenty of them.

Thanks!!

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Hi all,

One of the things that I found most interesting is really cheesy, corny, silly prose in erotica. I know that us budding and experienced writers spend a lot of time trying to write the best lit that we can, but does anyone agree with me that sometimes it's fun to just sleaze and cheese it up, regardless of how crappy it might be?

If anyone is interested in getting a few friendly, light hearted chuckles, then I know I would personally love to see some "well it seemed to really be great at the time" examples, because I know I sure have plenty of them.

Thanks!!

I don't have anything like that, personally, but I know someone who does! And I am reliably informed that she wrote it really cheesy, corny and silly intentionally, for one of the competitions.

It's this: Four Get Naked (& Knackered) by Tatelou

 

[FallingToFly]

worst line i ever wrote:

"his cock twitched and throbbed, jerking up and down and spurting custard-like cream into her gaping mouth."

 

[Anopheles]

Wow, I must say that's a good one. Duly noted to not use the work custard in a piece of erotica

worst line i ever wrote:

"his cock twitched and throbbed, jerking up and down and spurting custard-like cream into her gaping mouth."

 

[oggbashan]

Check out the stories of DurtGurl...

Here

Og

 

[Selena_Kitt]

worst line i ever wrote:

"his cock twitched and throbbed, jerking up and down and spurting custard-like cream into her gaping mouth."

*coke spew*

SECOND one today from you!

GodDAMN!

 

[oggbashan]

Check out the stories of DurtGurl...

Here

Og

Or go to the Chain Stories category and check what the Author's Hangout can do in 'The Worst Chain Story Ever'...

Og

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

It's hard to top the entries in Shang's "Voting Thread: The Cardinal Sins of Carnal Writing."
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=420538

 

[FallingToFly]

It's hard to top the entries in Shang's "Voting Thread: The Cardinal Sins of Carnal Writing."
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=420538

*coughs* aubergine*coughs*

 

[Anopheles]

It's hard to top the entries in Shang's "Voting Thread: The Cardinal Sins of Carnal Writing."
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=420538

Ok that first one from Shang's thread was truly wretched.

I remember the worst line that I have ever read. It was years ago, and I wish that I could take credit for it, but I cannot.

"She sighed and moaned like a spoiled, impetulant child, with writhing hips as she waited for him to ram his love piston into her passion cylinder........."

Can't remember the rest, was too busy laughing......

 

[CopyCarver]

Hi all,

One of the things that I found most interesting is really cheesy, corny, silly prose in erotica. I know that us budding and experienced writers spend a lot of time trying to write the best lit that we can, but does anyone agree with me that sometimes it's fun to just sleaze and cheese it up, regardless of how crappy it might be?

If anyone is interested in getting a few friendly, light hearted chuckles, then I know I would personally love to see some "well it seemed to really be great at the time" examples, because I know I sure have plenty of them.

Thanks!!

Anyone who appreciates truly putrid porn might want to check out “The Best of the Worst/Past Winners of the Bad Sex in Fiction Award” on p16 of the May 2006 Writer’s Digest and/or the Literary Review website: http://books.guardian.co.uk.

There are no Litsters represented, alas, but it’s hard to match the egregious eroticism of Giles Coren, Wendy Perriam, or the others who’ve been annually (dis)honored by Literary Review.

 

[Anopheles]

Anyone who appreciates truly putrid porn might want to check out “The Best of the Worst/Past Winners of the Bad Sex in Fiction Award” on p16 of the May 2006 Writer’s Digest and/or the Literary Review website: http://books.guardian.co.uk.

There are no Litsters represented, alas, but it’s hard to match the egregious eroticism of Giles Coren, Wendy Perriam, or the others who’ve been annually (dis)honored by Literary Review.

Yah, I have seen some of their previous entries, and they and some of them are just flat out strange. I like the idea of pushing the edge, but when you cross the line from "sexy" to "WTF"...... tee hee