bacon

[LLCox]

I know what I want for Xmas.

https://news.yahoo.com/hormel-foods-giving-away-bacon-155007901.html



https://img.particlenews.com/img/id/4EPlQO_0XJgagpp00?type=thumbnail_800x600

 

[Tryharder62]

I want these: But they won't be bacon scented!

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/812es71yWSL._SY500_.jpg

 

[LLCox]

Meat curtains ?

 

[Tryharder62]

Meat curtains ?

Earrings!

Oh my gosh, why did I look that up!!!

You might have liked Lady Gaga's dress. I wonder how she sat down? Did they cover the seat?

What do you do, call ahead and tell them to prepare because you are wearing a bacon dress?

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wOAl-cErnhg/Tg3I6Ein-BI/AAAAAAAAAFI/JqPusOXMt70/s1600/meat+dress.jpg

 

[LLCox]

Earrings!

Oh my gosh, why did I look that up!!!

You might have liked Lady Gaga's dress. I wonder how she sat down? Did they cover the seat?

What do you do, call ahead and tell them to prepare because you are wearing a bacon dress?

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wOAl-cErnhg/Tg3I6Ein-BI/AAAAAAAAAFI/JqPusOXMt70/s1600/meat+dress.jpg

That is the best outfit I have ever seen here wear.

 

[rae121452]

I know what I want for Xmas.

https://news.yahoo.com/hormel-foods-giving-away-bacon-155007901.html



https://img.particlenews.com/img/id/4EPlQO_0XJgagpp00?type=thumbnail_800x600

bacon is satanic. it's made from pigs. pigs are almost as intelligent as some humans and a lot more lovable. don't eat pork or you're going to hell.

 

[thør]

I'll be at the bar in Hell. There will be beer (warm). There will be bacon (uncured). And there will be vodka (some shitty brand in a plastic bottle). The one great thing about Hell will be that I'll get to see all my friends.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I need to do pork belly again soon. Bring on eternal damnation.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HeartfeltGenuineCollardlizard-size_restricted.gif

With roasted baby apples...bouche amused.
https://crushmag-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/pork_belly_canape_400x600.jpg

 

[thør]

I need to do pork belly again soon. Bring on eternal damnation.

Sous vide..........first.......

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I need to do pork belly again soon. Bring on eternal damnation.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HeartfeltGenuineCollardlizard-size_restricted.gif

I know it's overly stylized for the visual effect, but...could you even trust to eat something done that neatly?

Meats should be cooked with the saucy, splattery messiness of passion!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Sous vide..........first.......

This may be the time as I am expanding my culinary gadget collection.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I know it's overly stylized for the visual effect, but...could you even trust to eat something done that neatly?

Meats should be cooked with the saucy, splattery messiness of passion!

Especially pork belly. I know photographers that have shot food. You do not want to know what they do to it to make it look “appetizing”.

 

[thør]

Especially pork belly. I know photographers that have shot food. You do not want to know what they do to it to make it look “appetizing”.

It's often not edible.