backward Hallmark Moments!

[Xander]

And I'll go first...

[outside on card]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

[inside card]

You're fired!!!

Or

[outside on card]
I wish you....

[inside card]
Got the clambs!!!

Anyone else??? C'mon lets hear them.

 

[Wiggles]

Outside-

I want you.......

Inside-

To get the hell out of my life.


OUCH!!

 

[Angel]

<outside>

Happy Valentines Day Sweetheart!

<inside>

By the way, I don't love you anymore!

 

[MissTaken]

Tis the season
As I write this rhyme


There is no reason
Come Income tax time

May the IRS
Rest in peace

They can kiss my ass!
No tax breaks for those who lease.

 

[Xander]

<outside>

Happy Valentines Day Sweetheart!

<inside>

By the way, I don't love you anymore!

LOL! Good one ANgel-poo...on a stick....ahem

*outside on card*
Happy Birthday!!!

*inside card*
The face-lift didnt help!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Outside:

I miss seeing you ....

Inside:

Walk out the door.

 

[MissTaken]

Okay. Okay.

So I didn't really get the idea the first time!



<Outside>


With best wishes

<Inside>

on your new life

WITHOUT ME! Get lost, asshole!

Is that better?

 

[Angel]

LOL! Good one ANgel-poo...on a stick....ahem

 

[Weird Harold]

This was an actual card!

Printd on a brown paper sandwich sized bag folded into a card:

Outside:

"All You need for a happy Halloween is a paper bag and a funny face."

Inside:

"Here's the bag, Have fun!."

 

[Xander]

 

[MissTaken]

Outside:

Congradulations on your new job





Inside:


Good thing they didn't call me for a reference!

Signed,
Your former employer

 

[perks]

I'm a double post dork

 

[perks]

<outside>

We'd like to offer our condolensces and offer our thoughts and prayers in this time of hardship and need....


<inside>

Happy 30th Birthday