Backdoor Blues

[chanaud]

Closed for my backdoor buddy!

“Happy Anniversary, darlin’!”

I yelled out, shaking his body.

“Happy Anniversay.” Dave grumbled. His hair was tussled over his crusty eyelids. It’s the same story. I was the morning person, and Dave needed his beauty sleep until about ten or so.

“Come on, sleepy. Coffee’s on, I’m off to work. Here’s a little something to start your day.”

A thick white envelope landed on his bare chest. Dave sat up and smiled sleepily. I couldn’t help grinning broadly. Imagining him reading the carefully picked story from Literotica, “Anal Pleasures” was going to get him hard and ready for me tonight. And hopefully…. hopefully, we can reenact the story. Hopefully. It would be the best anniversary for me and him both. It was the only thing I wanted from Dave, my handsome husband for three years. The only thing.

“Do you have to leave now?”

“Oh… I have a few minutes. What do you have in mind?”

Glancing down at his cock, he smiled sheepishly. “What about my anniversary present now?”

He really was cute. And I’ve never been able to resist his cock. Especially when it was at full mast like this morning and every morning for the past three years.

Watching my eyes taking on his cock, Dave moaned. “Come on, babe. Kiss it. Please.”

He knew I couldn’t resist him. Not now. Not ever.

Falling to my knees, my hand barely was able to wrap around his thick girth. His cock was so hard and yet so silky smooth. It's bulbous head was already turning purple and nodding for me to come over. A bit of glistening wetness was seeping at the tip. I can smell his excitement. Or was it mine? Oh hell! So what if I'm a few minutes late.

Licking my painted lips, my mouth fell…

 

[ariosto]

She loved to play with my cock and I loved for her to do it. Lianna could be counted on to get into my pants before I could get into hers nine times out of ten..well maybe eight or seven anyway.

A shaft of mellow morning light from the half opened bedroom curtains fortuitously had fallen across the toussled bed and bathed my wifes elfin face, long elegant hands and my own trembling rock hard organ in a pool of luminous radiance.
(Sorry I can't help the poetics, it is after all what I do for a living. Thank God Lianna has a steady job!)

But to make a LONG story short (hehe), she did her 'thing', wrapping my stiff veined shaft in her manicured fingers, cuddling my balls in her warm palms and licking me with long loving strokes from solid base to dew dropped tip...she paused with a pearly bead on the irresistable tip of her tongue , looked at me with twinkling eyes and swallowed...

"You gonna read that lover?", she breathed softly against my trembling flesh.
I looked down at the thick envelope.

"Oh yeah," I said, thrusting my tool up through her fingers till the purple head brushed her lips.

She squeezed my jewels. "Mean it?" she said.

I groaned, "Unh huh, I will, you bet...my God don't stop!"

She didn't, and in a few delicious moments I had filled her sweet mouth with a morning load of hot thick cum.

"Yum." she said wiping her lips.
"See ya later babe." She gave me a grin and was gone.

I lay back on the bed and watched my sticky cock deflate.
What a dame!

I took up the envelope and opened it, there were about two dozen printed sheets of small gray words.
Some coffee would be needed before I started this I thought but then I saw the title on page one...

'BACK DOOR MAN..or how I came to love stuffing it up her ass'
by a certain person named Plumber69.

This might be interesting. I began to read...

 

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I couldn’t help smiling while walking out the door. The sound of rustling paper proved my gift will be waiting for me late tonight. And just in case my husband doesn’t get it (he can be thick sometimes!), his or shall I say, our presents will be delivered to him, one by one.

About a mile down the road, my car rolled slowly to a red light. I noticed how tiny my BMW convertible was compared to the monstrous SUVs. Right away, I thought about Dave and wondered what exactly was running through his mind. Monstrous always reminded me of him.

“Hello?” Dave answered, his voice deep and guttural. I couldn't help smiling. I knew he was deeply engrossed, and this phone call was a distraction.

“Good morning, dear!”

“Oh, hey. Are you at work already?”

“No, I’m at a stop light and was just thinking about you. You know… you don’t get a chance to take care of me this morning.”

“I know. You were in a hurry to leave.”

“Yea…Well now I’m stuck in traffic. What do you say, big boy?”

“Wha?”

Sounds of crumbled paper were heard in the background. I couldn’t help grinning broadly. I bet he’s hard already. It didn’t take him long.

“Big boy, eh?”

“Yes, big boy. Did you like the stories?”

"Hell yeah!!"

"You think you can fuck me like the way the plumber fucked the naughty wife, big boy?"

 

[ariosto]

Hmmmmm....I hadn't really gotten to the juicy parts of that story yet but I could adlib. I was pretty good at that.

"I can do better Doll, want me to tell you how?"

There was a long pause I could hear traffic noises at the other end.

"Stuck in traffic huh...Is it pretty thick?"

I began to fondle my cock. It was pretty thick and stiff too.

Yeah it's REAL thick...now what were you saying about telling me how?
There was amusement and excitement in her voice. It was a game we played a lot over the cell, whenever opportunity provided of course. I settled back in the bed and began to seriously stroke...

"When you get home tonight sexy gal I'll be waiting on the sofa with champagne. You'll be wearing that little yellow sundress that I like and those lime green panties....follow me?"

She laughed, You mean the ones you like to slide off me with your tongue?

Oh God....
"Yes, those. Now come around the couch and turn with your back to me so I can see those long pretty legs of yours. I'll run my hands slooooowly up and down them."

Oh Baby, your making me shiver!...Shall I slowly bend over letting my sweet little sundress slide up my long tan thighs?

"Uh huh." I said and wiped a bead of precum from my glans with my thumb, wondering how in the hell I'd be able to slide my big throbbing rod into that tiny puckered entrance!

 

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“Oh yeah… can you see my juices running down my inner thighs. Lick it for me.. Lick my pussy, my ass…”

My fingers were rubbing maniacally on my clit. The light had turned green, and cars were honking madly behind me. Accelerating my car just increased my fingers. I love to play with myself in midst of downtown traffic, providing a show for morning commuters like myself.

“Is anybody watching?” Dave asked, his voice was thick and husky. I can hear the slap of his hand stroking himself. The sound of his arousal made me shiver. I remembered how large it was this morning, how it filled my mouth.

“Yes, there’s a suit in a Cadillac Escalade who’s keeping in check to me.” I answered with a giggle. I lifted my skirt and pulled my panties aside. The suit couldn’t really see anything. Just my hand disappearing between my legs.

“Smile at him,” Dave commanded.

“Really?” I asked, surprised at his command.

“Yes, give him one of your fuck me smiles. You know the one you gave me when we first met.”

I knew exactly what Dave was suggesting. I turned to the Escalade and smiled widely, my tongue licking my lips suggestively. He smiled back. Just then, I turned quickly and pulled into the massive office park.

“Hmmm… Honey, I would love to continue this, but somebody has to earn a living in our household.” I giggled. That wasn’t true. His novels made far more than my salaried desk job.

“I do have a surprise for you later. Several, in fact. So, don’t wander far. And remember to do your homework. I want us to reenact every act in those stories.”

God, I was still wet! And smelling like a whore in heat. But I really didn’t have time to release my tension. I was running late for the teleconference

 

[ariosto]

I tried to concentrate on my novel that afternoon but it was hard to think about anything but Lianna's tight little heart shaped ass and my cock sinking into it.
I called around noon and we had a delicious bit of orgasmic phone sex, that included another escapade with the Escalade as she drove to the Lobster Trap to meet her old friend Sassy Taylor for lunch.
This time the 'Cadilac Man' was bold enough to jack off while we
whispered sweet nothings to each other. At least Lianna thought he did, it being a bit hard to tell since her cas sits a lot lower than his.
"I think I may have a real fan there."
She giggled, as she pulled into the restaurant's parking lot.

"If you see him again, he's no fan but a stalker. Better watch out and say hi to sassy for me... and don't bring home any crabs!"
I hung up and took a shower. Then masturbated furiously, wondering what Sassy's ass looked like.
Then I sort of dozed off. It was turning out to be another real productive day.

Around four I made a drink and fired up the PC for a quick visit to one of my favorite places (and the place where I met my sweet soulmate)...Literotica!
And found nuggets of sexual lore such as these....

"I prefer to be on my stomach with my husband kissing down my back, then kissing my ass before finally licking my ass hole.
It is nice for him to play with my nipples or pussy while licking me.
After a good licking a finger or dildo is nice, leading up to some good anal sex."

or...

"Another good position is with the girl on her back, legs in the air. I often move from her pussy down to her ass in this position, then back and forth. Although I also love it when she is on her stomach and her ass can be my main focus! . Also in the 69 position is wonderful and often will dive my tongue in and out of the hole while she is on top of me... "

Or this from the story section...
"He pulls out and spreads the cheeks of my ass, and asks me if he could fuck me there. I tell him yes and I bend over, resting my forearms on the bench and look into the mirror, watching as he looks at my ass, his face is flushed and lust in his eyes. I feel myself get wetter and I get even more excited when he spreads my cheeks. He tells me that he will be gentle, if it hurts to let him know and he will stop, he just wants to feel his cock in my ass, even if it’s for little while. I brace myself and wait as he enters my asshole and I feel it, that hot sensation of my ass opening up to receive the tip of his thick penis, then the pleasure as he makes it through and some part of his shaft enters me. My nipples immediately get hard at the excitement I feel, my body quivers. He is not rough with me; he is gentle and careful, moving slowly in and out of me. I feel him flex his cock, which makes me giggle."

I'm thinking how I can rewrite this...(the curse of being an author) when the phone rings.

"Dave it's me, I came home early...you surprized?"

I looked out the window and sure enough she was down in the driveway. Somewhere she had managed to find a time and place to change into that lime green sundress that makes me have evil thoughts and eager gonads.

She grinned up at me...
"Panties match too."

"Get up here woman, we have some business to attend to!"
I shouted back and reached down to unplug the phone.

No interruptions...please.