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DriftWood75
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I have not posted a personal of my very own in sometime. The last time I did I offered free kittens to all who replied....many kittens died in the mail.
So here I am again my kitten sack is empty, but I am still full of chat and general merriment. Life has been a bit sucky of late and in an odd way has allowed me to get back into the world of literotica and soon back into writing stories once more.
I am now at the ripe age of 42 I am a married guy with zero interest in meeting up, this is as close as we will get (unless facetiming on Skype or chatting on yahoo gets us a little closer). Sex is a rare thing for me and the wife at the moment the real world and depression has robbed us of some of what we lust for.
Literotica is my little rock in the midst of a storm...but it is a lonely rock at the moment, lit friends have moved on leaving spaces vacant.
I am not asking for a battle to the death for space on my rock (though that would be cool, especially in a pit of jelly). All I ask is that you can string words together, form sentences, even a paragraph or two and most importantly have a sense of humour.
I am a nerd, I am a geek, I am a dirty old man, but I also like to chat about the mundane, what has bugged you and I today, what recipe you have just discovered or why the he'll has someone posted me a dead kitten in the mail?
You can be you...thats it really female (yes please) or male (some room maybe on the rock for you too) just be honest, fun, down right dirty when needed, or there for a chat.
If you have gotten this far bravo
Check out my posts, my stories and my illustrations if you feel we can get along feel free to pm me anytime.
Driftwood75
So here I am again my kitten sack is empty, but I am still full of chat and general merriment. Life has been a bit sucky of late and in an odd way has allowed me to get back into the world of literotica and soon back into writing stories once more.
I am now at the ripe age of 42 I am a married guy with zero interest in meeting up, this is as close as we will get (unless facetiming on Skype or chatting on yahoo gets us a little closer). Sex is a rare thing for me and the wife at the moment the real world and depression has robbed us of some of what we lust for.
Literotica is my little rock in the midst of a storm...but it is a lonely rock at the moment, lit friends have moved on leaving spaces vacant.
I am not asking for a battle to the death for space on my rock (though that would be cool, especially in a pit of jelly). All I ask is that you can string words together, form sentences, even a paragraph or two and most importantly have a sense of humour.
I am a nerd, I am a geek, I am a dirty old man, but I also like to chat about the mundane, what has bugged you and I today, what recipe you have just discovered or why the he'll has someone posted me a dead kitten in the mail?
You can be you...thats it really female (yes please) or male (some room maybe on the rock for you too) just be honest, fun, down right dirty when needed, or there for a chat.
If you have gotten this far bravo
Check out my posts, my stories and my illustrations if you feel we can get along feel free to pm me anytime.
Driftwood75
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I'm in the u k happy to chat about anything and everything
