Bachelor Party Suprise

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" He's what???"

My outrage was livid and loud, I could only imagine in my minds eye Steve pulling away from the phone to protect his ear.

" Yeah , Terry, seems they're hiring a stripper for Bob's bachelor party, and he's very cool with it"

All the blatant denials, the reassuring words all came flooding back to me making the bllod roil and bringing a flush to my cheeks. Oh sure, he'd never hire a stripper, oh certainly darling that sort of thing denigrates women and I'd never be a part of it honey-buns.

" That lying bastard"

" I'm sorry Terry, but I thought you should know"

I was silent a moment while I pondered this betrayal, then an idea came to me.

" Whats the name of the agency thats been hired for this peeler tramp"

" But Terry.."

" Dont 'but terry" me, just give me the name!"

A few hours later and my plan had been fufilled. I had mamanged to cancel the booking but on the condition I covered the fee for them , and I did with interest.

Oh Bob was going to get a stripper alright, just not the one he expected. And with a flurried shopping trip and some creative make up I was ready.

A dye job made my hair a dazzling beach blonde, tinted contacts made my eyes a deep blue. I slapped on a few tempoary tattos on to my arms and ankles, and brought the lingerie I was planning for our wedding night.

I'd give him a little burlesque number, ( thank god for all those dannce classes through my teens) and leave him emberrassed in fron of his friends.

It was going to be perfect.

Later that night I arrived at the lavish hotel suite the group of his friends had rented for Bob's send off into marriage. And knocked on the door .

Bill came to the door..Big Bill we called him, huge muscular blad black coworker of Bobs. And he was already drunk as a skunk.

" I'm here for the bachelor party" I said demurely, half hiding my face in the trench coat I wore

" You look kinda familiar" he mumbled out, but it was apparent the dye job and the contacts had done their work

Bill opened the door and let me in, there were a bunch of guys in the suite. And the suite was huge! There were two bedrooms attached to it, a huge bathroom, big couches, a huge screen TV, showing some cheesy porn on it.

And there was Bob.. drunk and passed out in an armchair

" Seems the bachelor boy had a bit too much" Bill slurred out as I walked into the room

The guys laughed at that, and could tell some were trying to figure out where they knew me from

Shit, now what am i supposed to do
 
I wasn't so much sober as the least drunk. Or, still sober enough to recognise Terry under the coat and make up.

I steered her into a side room to much cat calling by the guys, before anyone else could recognoise her.

Damitt Terry what are you doing here? Needless to say she started to explain but I cut her short.

Steve's been doing prank calls since he got drunk. He's been sending strippers everywhere and he's been telling half the wives like you that the husband or fiance's hired a stripper. Listen to him now for crissake.
I cracked open the door and there was Steve informing the police about a sheep wandering loose accross the road from the motel. I then directed Terry to look out the window ans sure enough, Steve had tied one of those inflatable sheep, from a novelty or sex shop, to the median rail. Technically wasting police time but hard to track on the motel's phone records.

Steve had been making these calls all night.

I looked at Terry again. "Nobody's ordered a stripper" I told her. I dont' know where you want to go from here.
 
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