Babysitters are the luckiest people on the face of the earth.

[Guest]

 

[fieryjen]

I am so terribly guilty of some of those.

Though thank God not the "Iiiii'mmmmmm Cuuuuummmmmmmiiiiiinnnnggg!!!!!!!!!!!" one.

 

[minsue]

"All women in a position of authority have secret desires to be submissive."

Uh-huh.


ETA: "Long hair never gets in the way."

 

[fieryjen]

The more I read, the more I want to bookmark this list. No, not just to laugh. There are actually some really good ideas in there how to make your characters and stories more realistic (stretch marks, interruptions...).

 

[TheEarl]

"Cocks pound, drill, impale, and skewer. Pussies suck, clamp, and milk. Are we having sex or shop class?"

You're paying for the repairs to my keyboard. How could you do that while I was drinking?

The Earl

 

[fieryjen]

"Cocks pound, drill, impale, and skewer. Pussies suck, clamp, and milk. Are we having sex or shop class?"

You're paying for the repairs to my keyboard. How could you do that while I was drinking?

The Earl

Just what I was about to quote

ETA:

If you're a single male, visiting married friends will involve your fucking the wife while the husband fucks you because, you know, it just feels right.

Hee

 

[Guest]

Reading through those cliches, I feel like I've read through whole catagories....

How many can we come up to add to the list?

 

[minsue]

"If you're a single male, visiting married friends will involve your fucking the wife while the husband fucks you because, you know, it just feels right."

 

[Boxlicker101]

There are some they missed, such as the delivery man who has sex with all the women who are home alone, or the cheerleader and the athlete.

 

[fieryjen]

Ooh, I just love the star trek cliches!

All aliens are better hung then humans (unless they are against the Federation).

 

[Guest]

There are some they missed, such as the delivery man who has sex with all the women who are home alone, or the cheerleader and the athlete.

There is a link at the bottom of the page to send in additions.

 

[Boxlicker101]

When they said this: The only way to relieve yourself is on another person. I hope they meant cum, not urinate. I've seen too many movies where the guy takes his cock out of her and masturbates until he cums on her ass or belly or tits. It always seems ridiculous to me, although I did write a story once where she took it out of her mouth and had the guy cum on her nipples so she could cum from licking it off.

 

[artisticbiguy]

The more I read, the more I want to bookmark this list. No, not just to laugh. There are actually some really good ideas in there how to make your characters and stories more realistic (stretch marks, interruptions...).

oh, I add those in my stories a lot... little imperfections... and interruptions oh yes! even had one scene paused because the sound of the sweaty belly against sweaty back in the middle of a fuck scene made that ever so lovely flattulent sound... and the characters paused... tried not to laugh... cracked up until they cried... kissed... murmured words of love, and soon were back at it

 

[Boxlicker101]

I am so terribly guilty of some of those.

Though thank God not the "Iiiii'mmmmmm Cuuuuummmmmmmiiiiiinnnnggg!!!!!!!!!!!" one.

The only time I ever included that was with Mrs. Giggles.

 

[fieryjen]

oh, I add those in my stories a lot... little imperfections... and interruptions oh yes! even had one scene paused because the sound of the sweaty belly against sweaty back in the middle of a fuck scene made that ever so lovely flattulent sound... and the characters paused... tried not to laugh... cracked up until they cried... kissed... murmured words of love, and soon were back at it

See, I try not to get too cliched in my stories, but I have to be really careful so I don't slip up... my characters are much too physically perfect I should really pay more attention to that.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I have stretch marks in a story ...
I also wrote the mother of all babysitting stories... lol
fantasy is fantasy, after all... *shrug*

 

[Boxlicker101]

Here are some more they missed:

All athletes are totally brainless but get all the sex they want.

Likewise cheerleaders.

 

[Guest]

"Cocks pound, drill, impale, and skewer. Pussies suck, clamp, and milk. Are we having sex or shop class?"

You're paying for the repairs to my keyboard. How could you do that while I was drinking?

The Earl

Earl, the alcohol won't hurt it. IT's the juice you mix with it. Learn to drink tha vodka straight and you'll be ok

 

[human_male]

I can tell you from first hand experience babysitters can be bad, naughty, naughty, naughty girls.

 

[Belegon]

The more I read, the more I want to bookmark this list. No, not just to laugh. There are actually some really good ideas in there how to make your characters and stories more realistic (stretch marks, interruptions...).

this was my first thought too...

 

[Huckleman2000]

The man's dick never accidentally slips out at the wrong moment.

Hmmm....
Are other men's dicks that small?

 

[SnoopDog]

"Oral sex is the only way to wake your lover up. "


LOL.



So I figure if you take that list and write the exact opposite things, you'll have an awesome story.


Snoopy

 

[gauchecritic]

"Oral sex is the only way to wake your lover up. "


LOL.



So I figure if you take that list and write the exact opposite things, you'll have an awesome story.


Snoopy

Perfectly true, oral sex will make a man go to sleep faster than Mogadon.

 

[artisticbiguy]

Hmmm....
Are other men's dicks that small?

oh please, size not withstanding, unless you're hung like a horse... say about 12-16" (in which case, it isn't coming anywhere near any hole on my body), it is always possible to have slippage depending upon the vigor of the fuck and the positioning.

 

[Guest]

A straight woman will go mad with ecstasy when she's eaten out by a lesbian.



damnstraight she will!!