Baby it's cold outside

[sirhugs]

are story themes of unexpected sex relating to the chilly weather done to freezing? Haven't seen many lately.

 

[InsatiableMe]

Sorry, but all I can think about is that damn song! (Baby, it's Cold Outside.) I think I heard it at least 40 times from the beginning of Nov. until Christmas!!!

 

[sirhugs]

Sorry, but all I can think about is that damn song! (Baby, it's Cold Outside.) I think I heard it at least 40 times from the beginning of Nov. until Christmas!!!

must say I haven't heard the song lately . good thing, or I'd have one less radio....

does that mean escapist stories of sunny beaches would be more timely?

 

[InsatiableMe]

Well, I dunno. Cuddling in front of a warm fire on a frosty day does sound like fun.

 

[sirhugs]

Well, I dunno. Cuddling in front of a warm fire on a frosty day does sound like fun.

of course, the story would have to be kinky about it
...like hubby walks in to find wife cuddling the furnace repairer
....or a woman walks in to find the firewood cutter deflowering her daughter
...or a mature woman, long without sex, keeping warm with her 22 year old Filipina maid
....or.......???

 

[InsatiableMe]

Whatever happened to good old fashioned romantic sex? Even us sluts want romance from time to time!





Edited typo...

 

[sirhugs]

Whatever happened to good old fashioned romantic sex? Even us sluts what romance from time to time!

well, sure, if you want your views cut by two thirds.

 

[InsatiableMe]

Ouch. Readership gets cut that much with "romance"? My Booty IM story has had over 3000 views, now, and it's in the Romance category. Of course, I've only had maybe 15 votes on it, though.

 

[sirhugs]

Ouch. Readership gets cut that much with "romance"? My Booty IM story has had over 3000 views, now, and it's in the Romance category. Of course, I've only had maybe 15 votes on it, though.

I think 3000 is decent for " Romance". There is a lot of discussion of this on the Author's Hangout, and Risia might prefer we not repeated it here. I know my experience is that the one " romance" submission I made has 6700 views 18 months after posting. A First Time Story of about the same vintage has 19000.
An incest story a few months later has 57000.

Of course, if you write the sex hot, you might get an"H" which increases views.

 

[RoughPlay]

Ouch. Readership gets cut that much with "romance"? My Booty IM story has had over 3000 views, now, and it's in the Romance category. Of course, I've only had maybe 15 votes on it, though.

I voted for you. You got top marks young lady.

How come it ended up in the Romance section? I hadn't realised that "mounting me like a wild beast" was considered romantic these days. Maybe I need to get out more.

 

[InsatiableMe]

A First Time Story of about the same vintage has 19000.
An incest story a few months later has 57000.

Of course, if you write the sex hot, you might get an"H" which increases views.

Wow. I can't even imagine that many people reading my story. lol

 

[InsatiableMe]

I voted for you. You got top marks young lady.

How come it ended up in the Romance section? I hadn't realised that "mounting me like a wild beast" was considered romantic these days. Maybe I need to get out more.

Well, based on other encounters I have had in my life, that night was "romantic" to me. I was talking with a friend of mine and he agreed it seemed to be the best category for that story. Perhaps "Erotic Coupling" would have been better? I didn't think there was enough D/s to place it in "BDSM", and that wasn't really the theme of that night anyway.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Romance does not quite bring in a third of the views an incest or wife lover story does is true, but the feedback is generally from a more intelligent audience.

Sorry about your chilly willie weather story fetish. Was 74 today that is chilly enough for me. Actually I do know of a story that is being written or is in the process of being written. I do not know when the author plans to post it though.

Maybe an ice cube in the hot tub would be more enticing? Or a girl meets a man who carves ice sculptures and he makes a ice man with a large phalus for an entertaining night.

ooof how could I miss what about an anotomically correct snowman, a ski lodge, snowy evening and of course a lonely snow bunny?

of course I have yet to read a story about bouncing bumbles balls. Not to mention a whole island of misfit toys.

"My gosh who goes there! My name is Charlie the official sentry of the island of misfit toys, No body wants a Charlie in the (her) 'box'!"

And what about Heat mizer and freeze mizer, The winter Worlock with his wonderful one step in front of the other and soon you will be fucking a whore song?


Oops! I got carried away with the winter animations, Dam Frosty and his Christmas snow! The fat perverted snow man taking that little girl Karen. Today they would fry the sicko didler snow or not along with the magician queer!

Wow, I hope I was of no help or you really need more psych help than I do!
LOL

 

[RoughPlay]

Well, based on other encounters I have had in my life, that night was "romantic" to me.

Now you've got me interested. I bet I would enjoy a story based on one of your other encounters.

Yes I would have gone for "Erotic Coupling" but romance is good to.

 

[snooper]

Even us sluts want romance from time to time!

If you care to look you'll find romance in the spell checker somewhere between rimming and rubbing.

 

[InsatiableMe]

Now you've got me interested. I bet I would enjoy a story based on one of your other encounters.

I think I may write up more encounters soon enough. Hell, I could easily have a dozen or so stories with just that man alone.

Originally posted by snooper
If you care to look you'll find romance in the spell checker somewhere between rimming and rubbing.

lol

 

[RoughPlay]

I think I may write up more encounters soon enough. Hell, I could easily have a dozen or so stories with just that man alone.