Aye, Lass! Come kiss me Blarney Stones...

[Purple Haze]

Once said a young fellow named Bill
who took daily the birth control pill:
"its all covered, man
by my medical plan
and i've grown tits to play with at will!"

 

[Purple Haze]

There once lived a virgin in Cork
who thought babes were deleivered by stork
she was in for a fright
on her wedding night
when she learned the 'stork' was made of pork!

 

[crazybbwgirl]

There was an old lady named Hollie
Who everyone thought was quite jolly.
She loved to give head - she never left bed
and sex was her favorite folly

 

[Purple Haze]

The Tantric adept from Vermont
To show his adroitness is wont
To hold it all back
Till his balls turn blue-black
And then spew spouts of sperm like a font.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

hee hee - you're way better at this than me -

There was a young lady from Dallas
Who's favorite toy was a phallas
She played and she played til her hair turned all grey
And her had was nothing but callus

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

Those are quite amusing. If only I could come up with such things.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

A young married couple named Kelly
Spent their honeymoon belly to belly,
Because, in their haste,
They used library paste,
Instead of petroleum jelly.