Aww fuck...stupid dog owners!

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So I just had a service call at this old house on the outskirts of town. As I walk up to the front door I see a large dog laying there blocking the entrance.

I whistle to it to let it know I'm coming, it doesn't move.

As I get closer I can see it is dead. No LT in sight. Looks like its been dead for a few days.

I tell the homeowner to call someone else to fix their boiler and called the SPCA on the fucks.

Tonight I will molotov cocktail their car.
 
So I just had a service call at this old house on the outskirts of town. As I walk up to the front door I see a large dog laying there blocking the entrance.

I whistle to it to let it know I'm coming, it doesn't move.

As I get closer I can see it is dead. No LT in sight. Looks like its been dead for a few days.

I tell the homeowner to call someone else to fix their boiler and called the SPCA on the fucks.

Tonight I will molotov cocktail their car.

A waste of a good half liter of gasoline. But sometimes, it has to be done.
 

Two weeks ago in these parts, a German Shepherd killed a smaller dog. According to hearsay, it was the second time the dog had killed another dog.


In the most recent episode, the owner had the thing on a leash. The problem is that she's too small to control it. Now, she's hiding the dog from the authorities.


 
I didn't know LT had taken things north. This does not bode well for canuck dogs. We can only hope he doesn't make it all the way to Alaska during the Iditarod. All hell will break loose.
 

Two weeks ago in these parts, a German Shepherd killed a smaller dog. According to hearsay, it was the second time the dog had killed another dog.


In the most recent episode, the owner had the thing on a leash. The problem is that she's too small to control it. Now, she's hiding the dog from the authorities.



Unfortunately that dog needs to die.

The owner needs the shit beat out of her too.
 
I didn't know LT had taken things north. This does not bode well for canuck dogs. We can only hope he doesn't make it all the way to Alaska during the Iditarod. All hell will break loose.

He's a trend setter.
 

Two weeks ago in these parts, a German Shepherd killed a smaller dog. According to hearsay, it was the second time the dog had killed another dog.


In the most recent episode, the owner had the thing on a leash. The problem is that she's too small to control it. Now, she's hiding the dog from the authorities.



The dog needs to be put down.
 
I didn't know LT had taken things north. This does not bode well for canuck dogs. We can only hope he doesn't make it all the way to Alaska during the Iditarod. All hell will break loose.

Short guys don't do well in the snow.
 
So I just had a service call at this old house on the outskirts of town. As I walk up to the front door I see a large dog laying there blocking the entrance.

I whistle to it to let it know I'm coming, it doesn't move.

As I get closer I can see it is dead. No LT in sight. Looks like its been dead for a few days.

I tell the homeowner to call someone else to fix their boiler and called the SPCA on the fucks.

Tonight I will molotov cocktail their car.

Hell has no fury like Nipples McGee http://www.680news.com/news/local/a...us-fire-destroys-east-end-home-damages-others
 
I don't know how to deal with killed other dogs. I used to have a dog like that- instantly killed everything he didn't like. I loved that dog... and he loved me. But I was a little kid and one day he bit the shit out of my cousin. He still walks with a limp, and they threatened to sue us. My grandparents told me they sent him to live on my aunt's farm in NC. My aunt does has a farm on the boundary...
 
So I just had a service call at this old house on the outskirts of town. As I walk up to the front door I see a large dog laying there blocking the entrance.

I whistle to it to let it know I'm coming, it doesn't move.

As I get closer I can see it is dead. No LT in sight. Looks like its been dead for a few days.

I tell the homeowner to call someone else to fix their boiler and called the SPCA on the fucks.

Tonight I will molotov cocktail their car.

Hey nipples Mcgee I hope that you know that beastiality is not alowed on the board. So you better post you fantasies somewhere else.
 
Hey nipples Mcgee I hope that you know that beastiality is not alowed on the board. So you better post you fantasies somewhere else.

So how many threads you going bump tonight cade is here
Nothing like seeing a little piece shit like you get mad it's so funny :D
 
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