Awoooooooooooooooo It's The Mutt's Birthday!

Is that an oddly shaped vagina on top of that cake? Or is it steak?
Let me go get my glasses...
Oh, and Happy Day to Mr. Mutt.
 
WickedEve said:
Is that an oddly shaped vagina on top of that cake? Or is it steak?
Let me go get my glasses...
Oh, and Happy Day to Mr. Mutt.

Damn! I was saving the vagina cake for your birthday! Always spilling the beans, you. :D
 
Angeline said:
Damn! I was saving the vagina cake for your birthday! Always spilling the beans, you. :D
It think you'll want to give that cake to Lauren and give me the penis cake. Right? :confused:
 
WickedEve said:
It think you'll want to give that cake to Lauren and give me the penis cake. Right? :confused:


I suppose. Although technically, I'd give you the dildo cake. But now that you have a penis all your own (those who don't know the back story may be confused on this point, but what the hell), I'm not sure about the dildo.

Will you be selling your dildoes on e-bay?
 
Angeline said:
I suppose. Although technically, I'd give you the dildo cake. But now that you have a penis all your own (those who don't know the back story may be confused on this point, but what the hell), I'm not sure about the dildo.

Will you be selling your dildoes on e-bay?
I'll keep a few for emergencies and sell the rest. Of course, I could send one to mutt for his Bday. Not sure if he'd want one. He could leave it on his coffee table as a conversation piece.
 
Sources (ahem) inform me that Mutt's birthday is listed as September 11 on his profile. Now I know The_Mutt was listed as a birthday person this morning. I don't normally look at it, but I went through the whole list reading because I saw Tess's name. It's not listed when I check it now. And coffee doesn't normally make me hallucinate. Sigh.

So Mutt, my dear, whether it's your birthday or not, have a lovely day and a cake. :)

:rose:
 
Every day is a dog's birthday. Haven't you noticed how excited they are all the time?

that is one cute dog. But you're even cuter. You should both have birthdays today. What the hell, right? Any excuse for cake.

bj
 
unpredictablebijou said:
Every day is a dog's birthday. Haven't you noticed how excited they are all the time?

that is one cute dog. But you're even cuter. You should both have birthdays today. What the hell, right? Any excuse for cake.

bj
LOL. Every dog has its everyday?
 
champagne1982 said:
LOL. Every dog has its everyday?


O boy! Food! I love that! It must be my birthday!
O boy! Goin for a walk! I love that! It must be my birthday!
O boy! Chew toys! I love those! It must be my birthday!
O boy! A ride in the car! I love that! It must be my birthday!
O boy! You're home! I love that! It must be my birthday!
O boy! Going outside! I love that! It must be my birthday!
O boy! Coming back in the house! I love that! It must be my birthday!

We currently have three giant, cow-sized dogs at the farm. We've had as many as six dogs at times. Not so much a pack as a herd.

bj
 
unpredictablebijou said:
Every day is a dog's birthday. Haven't you noticed how excited they are all the time?

that is one cute dog. But you're even cuter. You should both have birthdays today. What the hell, right? Any excuse for cake.

bj

You are too kind. That doggie is no longer with me, having gone to the great fireplug in the sky. And I can't have a dog where I live now, which is a major drag because I am totally a dog person. The bigger, the better. When eagleyez and I move, letting a dog live there with us is one of my renter's prerequisites!
 
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