Awkward Boners and Platonic Nudity

[MatthewVett]

Not sure if there's any stories already out there with this sort of theme, although I'm sure there must be, but something that I find to be a turn-on is a guy in a platonically nude situation, like a nude beach or a friendly skinny dip, who gets a raging hard-on that everyone notices. There was this great photo I found once but have since lost that had a guy with his topless friend at a water park, and he had a huge erection in his trunks. Anyone else into this?

 

[pfflyerhot]

Not sure if there's any stories already out there with this sort of theme, although I'm sure there must be, but something that I find to be a turn-on is a guy in a platonically nude situation, like a nude beach or a friendly skinny dip, who gets a raging hard-on that everyone notices. There was this great photo I found once but have since lost that had a guy with his topless friend at a water park, and he had a huge erection in his trunks. Anyone else into this?

I must confess, years ago I was at a nude river beach and watched a couple a little bit older than me run into the water. The guy had the most beautiful boner I'd ever seen... I mean, I was probably 16... 17... at the time. Anyway, I couldn't wait to be in the girlfriend's shoes one day...

 

[wildchild24143]

I must confess, years ago I was at a nude river beach and watched a couple a little bit older than me run into the water. The guy had the most beautiful boner I'd ever seen... I mean, I was probably 16... 17... at the time. Anyway, I couldn't wait to be in the girlfriend's shoes one day...

Where is this river beach? ? I'm only a few hours south of you

 

[Coolhand777]

When I was 17, I got a full erection during a wellness physical to play football. The doctor wasn't even very attractive but when a woman is handling my penis and testicles, I couldn't help it at that age. I was completely embarrassed and thankfully she basically ignored it. When the examination was over, she smiled and told me that I could get dressed and put that away (gesturing towards my penis). Before I could speak, she said it happened all the time and I could pick up my paperwork at the desk on my way out.

 

[Jani715]

Ive had a similar experience like that when at the pool. I was swimming from one end to the other underwater and as I started off I passed by a guy and girl. The guy had one and the girl was floating right next to him.

 

[HoldYouDown]

I remember talking to a girl in Spanish on a beach in Costa Rica. She was really attractive and I couldn't hide it. I had removed the lining from my bathing suit (I hate linings) and it was wet and pressed against my legs. As I shook her hand and talked to her I could feel my cock growing and I saw her look down at its outline in my shorts.

Nothing happened with her but I loved the odd tension of the moment. I've duplicated it with the right jeans since then.

 

[MatthewVett]

I remember talking to a girl in Spanish on a beach in Costa Rica. She was really attractive and I couldn't hide it. I had removed the lining from my bathing suit (I hate linings) and it was wet and pressed against my legs. As I shook her hand and talked to her I could feel my cock growing and I saw her look down at its outline in my shorts.

Nothing happened with her but I loved the odd tension of the moment. I've duplicated it with the right jeans since then.

That's a shame nothing happened. At least she got a good view.

 

[KingOfTheNerds]

My stepmother hugged me once and it was cold and I put out a lot of warmth so she snuggled in close. Shes got really big boobs and I got hard and because of height differences, I grew hard right against her crotch.

She just made this giggle sound and wiggles against me a little then kissed my cheek and let go telling me thank you.

 

[Sugartitties]

My stepmother hugged me once and it was cold and I put out a lot of warmth so she snuggled in close. Shes got really big boobs and I got hard and because of height differences, I grew hard right against her crotch.

She just made this giggle sound and wiggles against me a little then kissed my cheek and let go telling me thank you.

That's so sexy!!

 

[KingOfTheNerds]

That's so sexy!!

She loved it and wiggled her ass as she walked away and I had to go jack off in my bedroom so I could calm down before my dad noticed.

 

[FGB]

Back in the day four of us guys and four girls would skip classes and go skinny dipping down at the "Blue Hole" a old abandoned Limestone Query. It was not unusual to spend several hours nude together. Sometimes couples had sex and sometimes not...

 

[Up4fun&69]

I was at a nudist club in CT one summer. About 20 people were around the pool. One man apparently fell asleep and you could here him snoring a bit. But soon his flaccid cock started growing to full erection, bobbing up and down with every breath. Everyone watched and wondered what he was dreaming about. Didn't hurt that he was well hung either. It was funny to see all of the women around the pool whispering and pointing.

 

[MatthewVett]

I was at a nudist club in CT one summer. About 20 people were around the pool. One man apparently fell asleep and you could here him snoring a bit. But soon his flaccid cock started growing to full erection, bobbing up and down with every breath. Everyone watched and wondered what he was dreaming about. Didn't hurt that he was well hung either. It was funny to see all of the women around the pool whispering and pointing.

Guy must have woken up a lot more popular than he fell asleep.

 

[jehoram]

Years and years ago, I shared a house with a few other people. The house had a hot tub, and we'd have people over all the time to use it. No suits allowed. Every once in a while, a male visitor would get at least a partial hard-on, but we didn't call attention to it or really pay it any mind.

When we had some lovely Swedish women over, I was one of those males. They just glanced at my boner (which was, and still is, strictly average) and kept talking, like they'd seen boners lots of time in similar situations. I sure wish I could have convinced them to stay overnight...

 

[peejay4u]

When I was a teenager I dated a girl who lived in a one bdrm apt. With her mom. Her mom always stayed the nite with her b/f every Friday, which meant that I stayed the nite with my g/f every Friday nite so we could sleep together...and fuck! One particular Friday nite we were alone and in the middle of a good fuck when we heard the door start to open. She had an argument with her b/f and came home rather then spend the nite. Luckily the g/f thought to put the chain on the door and we had time for me to jump out of bed and run into the living room and throw a blanket over my naked ass... And hard cock. Her mother came in and proceeded to start a conversation with us with me naked and sporting a boner under the blanket. My cock stayed hard the entire time and I stayed horny the whole time she stayed in the room...I was a teenager and got interrupted before cumming...nothing I could do to lose the boner. At one point I noticed my hand in my crotch pushing my boner down and out of the way...I looked at the mom and she just smiled knowing full well I was sporting a boner under the blanket.

 

[crashD]

i thought i posted this, hmmmmm

i switched health clubs a few years ago.

the old club had a hot tub in the men's locker room, you could hop in nude

except for the guys who were ashamed of what they had...

anyway.

changed clubs, first time i'm at the new club, took a shower - after a good workout and a nice hot shower, i'm generally hanging long and loose.

saw the door that said hot tub, threw a towel over my shoulder - headed into the hot tub.

COED!!

lol - three women in the hot tub, in swim suits.

since they were sitting down, they were pretty much looking at my big soft cock.

and since they were looking at it, it wasn't soft long - bing!!

now they are really staring...

damn, wish i had hopped in.

i'd see one of them occaisonally working out, we'd exchange glances, but...

sighhhhhh

 

[boomer177]

I was at a nudist club in CT one summer. One man apparently fell asleep ... but soon his flaccid cock started growing to full erection, bobbing up and down.... It was funny to see all of the women around the pool whispering and pointing.

Non-member gawkers who, one trusts, had such crap continued for more than a moment, would have been shown the exit faster than Laurel's computer can delete this cock pic. ~image deleted 1-10-2015~

 

[MatthewVett]

i thought i posted this, hmmmmm

i switched health clubs a few years ago.

the old club had a hot tub in the men's locker room, you could hop in nude

except for the guys who were ashamed of what they had...

anyway.

changed clubs, first time i'm at the new club, took a shower - after a good workout and a nice hot shower, i'm generally hanging long and loose.

saw the door that said hot tub, threw a towel over my shoulder - headed into the hot tub.

COED!!

lol - three women in the hot tub, in swim suits.

since they were sitting down, they were pretty much looking at my big soft cock.

and since they were looking at it, it wasn't soft long - bing!!

now they are really staring...

damn, wish i had hopped in.

i'd see one of them occaisonally working out, we'd exchange glances, but...

sighhhhhh

Sounds like it could have been the beginning of a great story.

 

[crashD]

Sounds like it could have been the beginning of a great story.

if only...

maybe i'll write it... lol

 

[skitzoid]

Many years ago, I was hired for a long distance truck driving job in Detroit. When I showed up at the dispatcher's office, I was told I needed a medical exam and to go to this certain clinic. I borrowed the dispatcher's truck and drove there. As I walked in, a short, cute, blonde met me and took my paperwork. Soon I was escorted to exam room and this same blonde started taking the pre-lim test, BP, eye check, etc. Once all that was done, she said she had to go check on patient and will be back soon. The BP was up and so was the prick. Such a cutie. When she return, I was hard as a rock just thinking about her and all the "fun" we could have. Hell, I was about 22 and her not much older. First thing she asked me to do was drop my pants, turn my head, and cough. I, totally embarrassed, ask if we should wait for the doctor. She quickly informed me that she was the doctor and mover her lapel and showed me her ID badge. I complied and almost cum in her hand. She said nothing but had a slight grin on her face. She knew what she did, and enjoyed it. I did pass the physical.

 

[Bighammerfucker]

Many years ago, I was hired for a long distance truck driving job in Detroit. When I showed up at the dispatcher's office, I was told I needed a medical exam and to go to this certain clinic. I borrowed the dispatcher's truck and drove there. As I walked in, a short, cute, blonde met me and took my paperwork. Soon I was escorted to exam room and this same blonde started taking the pre-lim test, BP, eye check, etc. Once all that was done, she said she had to go check on patient and will be back soon. The BP was up and so was the prick. Such a cutie. When she return, I was hard as a rock just thinking about her and all the "fun" we could have. Hell, I was about 22 and her not much older. First thing she asked me to do was drop my pants, turn my head, and cough. I, totally embarrassed, ask if we should wait for the doctor. She quickly informed me that she was the doctor and mover her lapel and showed me her ID badge. I complied and almost cum in her hand. She said nothing but had a slight grin on her face. She knew what she did, and enjoyed it. I did pass the physical.

Oh my god great. What are the chances!!

 

[kinkz67]

Guy must have woken up a lot more popular than he fell asleep.

LOL. I lost it at this comment. xD

 

[sharona55]

as a long time beach nudists i can say that while it's not uncommon for a gent to sprout an erection at the beach it's certainly is entertaining to watch his reaction when it happens...lol

 

[KUJACK]

Church

Not sure if there's any stories already out there with this sort of theme, although I'm sure there must be, but something that I find to be a turn-on is a guy in a platonically nude situation, like a nude beach or a friendly skinny dip, who gets a raging hard-on that everyone notices. There was this great photo I found once but have since lost that had a guy with his topless friend at a water park, and he had a huge erection in his trunks. Anyone else into this?

I got hard ons all the time in church on Sundays,and would bounce it on the back of the pews before I even knew what I was doing. After I learned what it was, I was so guitly and went to confession, but only said that I had evil thoughts., which was true, seeing young girls is short skirts(The 60'S) and nylons. The church fucked me up. Now I like both women and men and I am proud of it.

 

[MatthewVett]

as a long time beach nudists i can say that while it's not uncommon for a gent to sprout an erection at the beach it's certainly is entertaining to watch his reaction when it happens...lol

Any stories?