Awkward Boner

[123Josh]

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[justbeingme1]

You should never leave the house to get coffee before you're fully awake, AND you especially should put underwear on before you go! I realized all to late while waiting in line at Starbucks and by the time it was my turn to order it was too late.

Not only a boner, a full HARD ON that was beyond control.. Without the underwear I could feel my jeans raise up far from my leg and could feel the blood rushing into my face as I fought to place my order, hoping the cute Batista wouldn't look down.
She did.
And instead of being polite and acting like she hadn't seen it, kept looking while she was ringing up my order! After what felt like an eternity she looked up at me to give me my change with a sinister smile that suggested jokes would be flying around about me on her break..
Worst is it's the place I get coffee every day, so i won't be going back for awhile, at least while she's not working.

Oh dont be so hard on yourself I'm sure you made her day

 

[StacyTG]

Oh dont be so hard on yourself I'm sure you made her day

I would have given him my number!

 

[NthGalake71]

Hell don't let that stop ya imagine how many people come in every day and something goofy is going on.. if she says anything which she wont just tell her it was a tip.. Ya never know she might have enjoyed the show and who knows what happens i have seen many guys embarrassed them selves only to see that person again later and have some what of a awkward conversation only to end up with a date later on..

 

[Cherry_Rose]

You should never leave the house to get coffee before you're fully awake, AND you especially should put underwear on before you go! I realized all to late while waiting in line at Starbucks and by the time it was my turn to order it was too late.

Not only a boner, a full HARD ON that was beyond control.. Without the underwear I could feel my jeans raise up far from my leg and could feel the blood rushing into my face as I fought to place my order, hoping the cute Batista wouldn't look down.
She did.
And instead of being polite and acting like she hadn't seen it, kept looking while she was ringing up my order! After what felt like an eternity she looked up at me to give me my change with a sinister smile that suggested jokes would be flying around about me on her break..
Worst is it's the place I get coffee every day, so i won't be going back for awhile, at least while she's not working.

While at uni I worked on front end at a supermarket... embarrassing stuff used to happen all the time. She most likely told her friends she worked with, but it will be forgotten when the next person does an embarrassing thing. We once had to call up for a price check on ribbed condoms for some young bloke he couldn't have been more than 18.. I thought he was going to melt into the floor, and though I think back and grin, I didn't think too much about it unless something like this comes up.

But lesson learnt - underwear and masturbation before leaving the house! lol

 

[amofiga]

You should never leave the house to get coffee before you're fully awake, AND you especially should put underwear on before you go! I realized all to late while waiting in line at Starbucks and by the time it was my turn to order it was too late.

Not only a boner, a full HARD ON that was beyond control.. Without the underwear I could feel my jeans raise up far from my leg and could feel the blood rushing into my face as I fought to place my order, hoping the cute Batista wouldn't look down.
She did.
And instead of being polite and acting like she hadn't seen it, kept looking while she was ringing up my order! After what felt like an eternity she looked up at me to give me my change with a sinister smile that suggested jokes would be flying around about me on her break..
Worst is it's the place I get coffee every day, so i won't be going back for awhile, at least while she's not working.

Aw hell man, you should go back and smile big time. She might like to get to know you.

I remember one time that I was in line at a drug store and some dude goes up to the cashier and asks, "Do you sell the super large sized condoms. I can't seem to find ones big enough anywhere." OK, the bullshit light went on flashing big time, but I still had a hard time not laughing out loud.

 

[Macdaddy23]

It's happened to all of us. Imagine getting a full hard on and you didn't know eight college girls were looking? It happened to me. Then everywhere I went in a store I would see them. Walk in the coffee shop with pride.

 

[Beck31]

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[Cookie123]

Go get your coffee..I bet she loved it!!

 

[klippert]

This sounds a little more intentional than accidental....that is here nor there. nothing wrong with a good old walking round woody. showing bulge...but tenting...come on.

You either had the affects of the little blue pill....on the other hand... My little buddy waking me up is a daily ritual..... little buddy staying hard....putting on enough clothing, getting in the car......traveling...even as far as the end of the driveway.... Little buddy without stimulation or Evil Pharma.
Unless I was giving him the hand-shake and making sure he was erect and tenting my shorts...... I....Don't think so. But, men walkin round a Star-fuks with hard-on is probably a regular thing.....really anyone drinking that slug needs to walk in public with out undies and a hard-on....I'm sure all the parents with children were just thrilled

 

[123Josh]

Go get your coffee..I bet she loved it!!

I hope so!

 

[JudyJ]

Actually, yours isn't much to be embarresed about. Several years ago I was working in an office with a nice looking younger guy. We had to work in close proximety on a certain project. There was some light playful harmless flirting and conversations. I noticed over time that when I got too physically close to this guy he seemed to get flushed and I assume arroused. On a couple of occations I noticed him trying to disguse an erection. The icing on the cake was one day when he had a pair of light colored gray slacks on. After some elbow to elbow crawing through computer code he started to get the flushed look and a wet spot started to show in his gray slacks. I assume this was pre-cum and I actually felt sorry for the guy.

We never hooked up but maybe if the office environment would have been a bit different I would have"helped" him out. In short "stuff" happens it's just that guys show it more than we do. Get your coffee you probably made her wet.

 

[Beck31]

Similar experience to Josh's. Except in my case I ran into a crush of mine in the parkinglot of a grocery store. I ran up and gave her a hug and it was obvious I had a massive erection.