Awful Arthur is Number Two

[shereads]

Two is good. It's not as good as one, but it's better than three. Two is like vice president before that became synonymous with evil.

You brown-noser! Where's the pirate I used to know? Scuttle those hoists and yard to the forearm, you parrot-wearing seagoing pornographer.



Are we still driving to Cuba or is Connery landlocked?

 

[Guest]

I miss Depp.

Perdita

 

[shereads]

I miss Depp.

Perdita

If you liked him as Depp you'd have loved him as Debbie, Depp's evil twin.

 

[Awful Arthur]

Two is good. It's not as good as one, but it's better than three. Two is like vice president before that became synonymous with evil.

You brown-noser! Where's the pirate I used to know? Scuttle those hoists and yard to the forearm, you parrot-wearing seagoing pornographer.



Are we still driving to Cuba or does Connery landlocked?

Goddamnit, Sher, I wasn't gonna post anymore. Now look what you have done. I'm posting every two minutes. Gonna be right back addicted again.

Where is the Posters Anonymous meeting? I really need twelve step help

 

[Awful Arthur]

I miss Depp.

Perdita

Perdita, you sexy thing, you're no help at all.

damn I miss those breast AVs

AA

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Awful Arthur is Number Two

Goddamnit, Sher, I wasn't gonna post anymore.

Don't be ridiculous. Do you have any idea how few women out there are wearing latex undergarments, compared to in here? Are you crazy?

Where is the Posters Anonymous meeting?

Here, weeknights from 9pm until 2am EST.

 

[Guest]

Perdita, you sexy thing, you're no help at all.

damn I miss those breast AVs

Good grief, I didn't think you even knew who I was let alone recalled my tit 'art'. I actually missed Arthur, welcome back.

Perdita

 

[shereads]

See the new AV? That's Debbie.

 

[impressive]

Re: Re: Re: Awful Arthur is Number Two

Here, weeknights from 9pm until 2am EST.

PMSL!

 

[Awful Arthur]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Awful Arthur is Number Two

PMSL!

Shaddap. Nobody asked you.


Mikey

 

[Guest]

i cant help it
that AV...
oh sweetie....ya gots ta change it. every time i see it, i hear that whiney voice and all ofa sudden a Sat. night live skit goes through my head
LOL
can i add here that i so so so miss your johnny depp av?

 

[impressive]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awful Arthur is Number Two

Shaddap. Nobody asked you.


Mikey

You're here AGAIN ??? Or is it STILL ???

 

[Awful Arthur]

Two is good. It's not as good as one, but it's better than three. Two is like vice president before that became synonymous with evil.

You brown-noser! Where's the pirate I used to know? Scuttle those hoists and yard to the forearm, you parrot-wearing seagoing pornographer.



Are we still driving to Cuba or is Connery landlocked?

Ain't nobody landlocked. I've still got the truck!!

Pick you up tomorrow night in the bay.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/63586.jpg

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Awful Arthur is Number Two

PMSL!

If last night didn't cure us, what will?

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Awful Arthur is Number Two

Ain't nobody landlocked. I've still got the truck!!

Pick you up tomorrow night in the bay.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/63586.jpg

I'll bring the snorkels and shark repellent.

 

[shereads]

i cant help it
that AV...
oh sweetie....ya gots ta change it. every time i see it, i hear that whiney voice and all ofa sudden a Sat. night live skit goes through my head
LOL
can i add here that i so so so miss your johnny depp av?

That's Depp, vella, when he auditioned in full makeup for the Ray Charles role. The tattoo was intended to be an abstract representation of Ray's dark glasses.