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Aw, damn it. WHERE is my red flashing penis swizzle stick?

sweetsubsarahh said:
And it looked so good in your mouth.

:cathappy:

(not so good in Zoot's nose - laughing)
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But I can still see the side of his nostril flashing blue. :rolleyes:
 
OneLustyWench said:
Still want to play naughty Jenga :p
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Then come to Florida in October . . . ;)

There's also naughty Scrabble, and naughty Monopoly, but that requires at least four people to play :p
 
slyc_willie said:
Then come to Florida in October . . . ;)

There's also naughty Scrabble, and naughty Monopoly, but that requires at least four people to play :p
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Will have to see, was planning on a villa in Spain in early November with the caterpillar and four or more friends. :devil: We'll see how the plans work out and if we can do both.
 
OneLustyWench said:
Will have to see, was planning on a villa in Spain in early November with the caterpillar and four or more friends. :devil: We'll see how the plans work out and if we can do both.
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Oh . . . now you're teasing me . . . ;)

Still haven't forgotten that kiss ;)
 
I'm missing a flogger. Same airport.

Obviously, deginerates and perverts have infiltrated an otherwise normal ring of airport baggage thieves. It's disgusting!
 
OneLustyWench said:
was planning on a villa in Spain in early November with the caterpillar
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That's the first time I've ever heard someone refer to his/her SO in that way..?
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
I have been through my luggage now from top to bottom. Laptop case, purse, all the clothes, even inside my boots. Nothing.

The stick did not make the trip from Chicago to Kansas.

Dang it. I just know it was those pervy luggage handlers at O'Hare.

They were probably sneaking a peak at my undies and decided to steal my red flashing penis swizzle stick.

Crud.

Well, who wants to road trip to Priscilla's to get another?

:cathappy:
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I suppose I could, if you really have your heart set on the red flashing penis swizzle stick. Would you like me to pick up two red flashing penis swizzle sticks, just in case? Do red flashing penis swizzle sticks make good gifts? I could get one for Kiten while I'm at it (I have a feeling she'd love a red flashing penis swizzle stick). If it seems like I'm being repetitive, it's because I know I'll never have another chance to say red flashing penis swizzle stick in my life and want to get as much mileage out of it as possible. :D
 
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sweetsubsarahh said:
I have been through my luggage now from top to bottom. Laptop case, purse, all the clothes, even inside my boots. Nothing.

The stick did not make the trip from Chicago to Kansas.

Dang it. I just know it was those pervy luggage handlers at O'Hare.

They were probably sneaking a peak at my undies and decided to steal my red flashing penis swizzle stick.

Crud.

Well, who wants to road trip to Priscilla's to get another?

:cathappy:
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Priscilla's is the adult store I go to in my fair city. . . If they have the dick sticks, would you like me to pick you up some? ;)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Deviants! What is the world coming to?

(At least they didn't get my new nipple rings.)
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Oooo! I didn't get to see what you bought. (But thanks for helping me pick out that surprise.)





Hey, Minxy: How do you like the glass?
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
:cathappy:

You are a love, you know?

But we do have Priscilla's naughty stores here, so I could easily pick one up.

I'm just sad that it's gone, the one I partied with!!

;)
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Well, this post answers my earlier one.lol. . .I do love Priscilla's. I'm going to have to head that way for their shoe collection. *sigh*
 
slyc_willie said:
Then come to Florida in October . . . ;)

There's also naughty Scrabble, and naughty Monopoly, but that requires at least four people to play :p
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Don't forget naughty twister, it can be very "hands on". :devil: :D
 
S-Des said:
I could get one for Kiten while I'm at it (I have a feeling she'd love a red flashing penis swizzle stick). If it seems like I'm being repetitive, it's because I know I'll never have another chance to say red flashing penis swizzle stick in my life and want to get as much mileage out of it as possible. :D
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:kiss: This made me laugh, you big goof! :heart:
 
Svenskaflicka said:
That's the first time I've ever heard someone refer to his/her SO in that way..?
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lol, That is His way of introduction. As he is a "virgin" on the boards, you'd have to go look at his profile to see why. Emperor_Nero.
 
slyc_willie said:
Oh . . . now you're teasing me . . . ;)

Still haven't forgotten that kiss ;)
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Teasing? Nah, that's not even close. If I was to say we're planning on spending a decadent week in a private villa overlooking the Mediterranean Sea. The villa is complete including private pool and jacuzzi with a fantastic view and sleeps 6-8, plays more. With plans on being naked or mostly so for the entire week, well that my dear one is teasing. :p

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Considering who all have posted about your being a good kisser, that is a compliment. You do have a wonderful way about kissing. hmmmm
 
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